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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. konatown

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    Always called 151 or Everclear + Jager the Liquid Cocaine.

    Good news, Jager + Rumpleminz + Goldschlager is pretty fucking delicious.

    Also I can't stop listening this hip-hop group tonight:


    I heard these guys thanks to Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations.
     
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  2. Gravitas

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    On the liquid bandwagon.

    If you are looking for something light and fruity for your girlfriend (or yourself, I guess, you pussy) Malibu mixed with pinapple juice generally gets a good reaction.

    I call it Liquid Marijuana. Google is telling me that some spiced rum, blue curacao, midori and sour mix should also be used, but google doesn't realize that buying pineapple juice is basically out of my price range.

    Though it does look like Samr could make this drink correctly if he was so inclined.
     
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    So far, all of you flat suck for celebratory drink suggestions.

    I have a few paragraphs to go.

    (I just saw above me what looks like a malibu, blue curacao and sour mix suggestion; I'm thinking this could be a winner thus far, but it's not alcoholic enough... I might need to add some tequila)
     
    #843 Samr, Dec 7, 2010
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    Rum or vodka with pineapple juice and 7up is some good shit.

    Malibu is disgusting piss though.

    EDIT: I'm going to go weigh the Mastador in a minute. We got him at 9 weeks old, he was 22 pounds. Last week at 15 weeks he was 44. Any guesses what he's going to be at 16 weeks?
     
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    Liquid cocaine is in fact evil. If ever I've seen people get too fucked up, it was always from drinking liquid cocaine. That shit'll fuck you right up.

    Samr, my suggestion would be to go for a nice bottle of wine. A big, dry, red wine, natch. I'm about 13-14 hours away from walking out of my last undergraduate exam. I guess champagne might be a nice celebratory drink, but if you're just doing it by yourself, you need a thinking man's drink. And by "thinking man", I mean, "soon to be not thinking" man.
     
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    Can a mod please change this queer's avatar to this picture?

    [​IMG]

    On a completely unrelated note I don't think I've noticed any openly gay male posters on this board, weird.
     
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    I see that and I raise you this.
     
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    Anyone know what all this number bullshit means on Facebook? I feel super old since i have no fucking clue whats going on.
     
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    It just popped up on my feed in the last few minutes. I also have no idea.
     
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    Are they listing how many extra chromosomes they have?
     
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    Well, thank God we solved child abuse. On to the next one. I bet this is a viral marketing campaign against breast cancer.

    I really want to punch that fat redhead in the face. You're not sassy. Go clog a drain.
     
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    THE BOBCATS WON! But I only have one beer left. This is an issue.

    p.s. obviously the best shot is straight up Sailor Jerry
     
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    From some chick's status that popped up a few hours ago...

    "this # game has been all over on here lol if someone sends me any # in my inbox ill let u kno what i think bout you!!!!!"

    So they send you a number privately, and you post your feelings about them publicly.

    New Dunk Thread game?
     
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    Oh, and: 45-3.
     
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    Just finished blasing snow for 2 hours, which is now five feet deep untouched in my backward. 40 more cm tonight (approx 1.25 feet). Whee!!! We haven't had a state of emergency since 1977.

    To boot, the mongolotard that I am just came back BAKED from the shed and was looting through the laundry room in the dark forgetting I put the 6' Dracula from Halloween back there and it scared the piss out of me. Call me Corky.

    And now: Men.

     
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    Get out of here with that weak workout video

     
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    First off, fuck Liquid Cocaine shots. I did one of those once...never again.

    Man, I love taking vacation days. Had one today and I'm off tomorrow too, which of course means that I just broke into the beer. Of course I have two Four Loko's staring me in the fridge that stare me in the face every time I open it.

    And now for something I know you will enjoy:

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    And a special one just for taste_my_rainbow:

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    Now to eat my delicious Domino's Pizza.
     
    #858 Fernanthonies, Dec 7, 2010
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Holy shit am I pumped. Just had my research proposal approved by a professor who wants to get me on a PhD track in entrepreneurial economics. Nothing is certain yet without department approval, but hopefully a professor having my back will go a long way to that end. This calls for a fat ass bowl rip.
     
    #859 dubyu tee eff, Dec 7, 2010
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    I decided today was the day that I'd hand my boss my 2-weeks notice despite not having another job lined up yet. I've got three potential jobs, but I won't know anything until January. I ran into the director of the program I'm in here this morning and asked if I was still eligible for an internship program and if there were any possible spots I could fill. He said no, but he'd let me know if something came up.

    Well, someone dropped out this afternoon and he said I'd be a perfect fit for the open spot. I looked up the company and it looks good. I don't want to be too hopeful, but damn this is good.

    The temperature in my new beer cellar is 40 degrees. Perfect.
     
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