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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Noland

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    I should really stop buying presents for my children. We have more shit stuffed into our closets and crammed under beds than is even slightly rational, but I keep buying stuff. I bought Stratego for the oldest because I used to love that game when I was a kid.

    You know they changed it from soldiers and spies to knights and wizards in the last 20 years? I didn't. You know what it costs to buy the original version? I do. Because I fucking bought one.
     
    #821 Noland, Dec 7, 2010
  2. ryan mc

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    This Christmas follows the worst financial year I've had in a LONG time. So, no presents for me and no presents for my folks, or sister, or cousins or anyone really. The good thing is that I plan a triumphant return to drinking my face off sometime next week. I'll be sure to add some drunken rambling to this thread then. For now :
    Merry Christmas from Gina and Dat Ass.
     

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  3. Crown Royal

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    I see nothing long with reliving your youth through your own child. Sure, I have a daughter but when she's old enough to toboggan the first thing Daddy is doing is buying a GT Snowracer for himself, and you better believe I'm going off the jumps the kids build at the bottom of the hill.

    Maybe they'll bring back Fireball Island and Pig-Pong. Who knows? I will rock the shit if they do.

    [​IMG]

    And:
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    #823 Crown Royal, Dec 7, 2010
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    I hate moving. I am out of pot. Fuck your Christmas cheer, I hate you all. Well, til I am actually drunk later...
     
    #824 PIMPTRESS, Dec 7, 2010
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    Some holiday spirit for you all:


     
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    Check out the new avatar. Thanks Rush-O-Matic for that, I love it.
     
    #826 abneretta, Dec 7, 2010
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    Only one more 4-page paper to go (about advertising aesthetics) and then I am officially finished with my undergraduate career.

    I plan on the perfect drink to celebrate, and fortunately I have a well-stocked liquor bar located very near me.

    I leave the decision as to what that celebratory drink will be to the drunkards of TiB.

    Give me the recipe for any kind of drink you want out of my stock (except cement mixers). It includes:

    - rum
    - vodka
    - jim beam
    - decent tequila
    - bailey's
    - gin
    - creme de cacao
    - butterscotch schnapps
    - peppermint schnapps
    - apple pucker
    - blue curacao
    - malibu coconut rum
    - a wide variety of wines (located in the wine bar, because I have two bars, because I am awesome)
    - in addition to sour mix, mojito mix, club soda and tonic, all kinds of mixers and juices, etc.
     
    #827 Samr, Dec 7, 2010
  8. JGold

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    I live in Denver. I'm from Charlotte, and a Bobcats fan. They're playing the Nuggets tonight. This is like one of five times a year I get to see the 'Cats play (given how shitty they are this is not necessarily a bad thing), so I'm pounding Breckenridge Vanilla Porters and savoring every second. Bonus: they're actually winning at halftime! Something tells me I'll need even more Vanilla Porters when they inevitably blow this lead and lose by double digits.

    Between the Panthers, the Bobcats and the Hurricanes, it's a tough time to be a North Carolina sports fan. Oh, and before you mention it, fuck Duke.
     
    #828 JGold, Dec 7, 2010
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    Step 1: Put some Ice in a glass.
    Step 2: Pour some Jim Beam into the glass.
    Step 3: Enjoy.
     
    #829 Fernanthonies, Dec 7, 2010
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    Jim Beam. Shot glass (cause I'm classy that way). Go.

    Edit: Filed under Great Minds Think Alike, Fernanthonies beat me to it. Obviously we're on to something.
     
    #830 Queen-Bee, Dec 7, 2010
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    I think I've decided what everyone on my Christmas list is getting this year.

    Shake weights, shake weights for everyone.
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    I'm drinking tonight because I went to the doctor earlier and he decided there was too much fluid in my knee for three months after surgery so he decided to STICK A GIANT NEEDLE INTO MY KNEE and poke around until he found some fluid.

    It really wasn't that bad, but it seems like a solid excuse.
     
    #831 Racer-X, Dec 7, 2010
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    Pour yourself a nice big glass of all that.

    I call it the: "18 year old virgin girl on prom night."
     
    #832 Gravitas, Dec 7, 2010
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    This video isn't safe for work or life. You have been warned.

    I hate to bring us all back to giner's with teeth, but I have to share this.
    http://vimeo.com/17315267
     
    #833 Gravitas, Dec 7, 2010
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    Question, what do you all call a shot of Jager and Goldschlager?

    Last weekend some friends came in town and we had 2 names for this shot.
    A) Starry Night
    or B) Gold Toothed Nigger
     
    #834 konatown, Dec 7, 2010
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    That was pretty fucked up, but it seems like a better alternative than the typical vagina dentata. With an actual mouth up there, instead of just teeth, you could have a combo bj and vaginal sex. Shove all that into an asshole and you've got the sexual equivalent of a turducken.
     
    #835 Racer-X, Dec 7, 2010
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    The bar mat shot.

    At the end of the evening, or earlier after a flurry of activity, have the bartender upend the bar mat and pour all of the slop into a shot glass.

    edit: It would be nice if I could delete this.
     
    #836 Misanthropic, Dec 7, 2010
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    We call it Liquid Cocaine.
     
    #837 Queen-Bee, Dec 7, 2010
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    What about Goldschljager? I know its not artsy or racist but it gets to the point.
     
    #838 hoju, Dec 7, 2010
  19. Tuesday

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    Just finished watching Marley and Me.

    You know how it ends, but still brings a tear to your eyes. Awesome movie and book.
     
    #839 Tuesday, Dec 7, 2010
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    I've always heard this served as Liquid Cocaine. Liquid Crack if you add Rumple Minze. Google suggests that there's a bunch of variants with one ingredient or the other replaced with Bacardi 151, or Rumple Minze as the standard. Either way, it's an express trip to licking windows on the short bus.
     
    #840 scootah, Dec 7, 2010
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