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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Sorry to shit on your point so fast, but if these guys are in a even moderately successful band they are getting laid by more top tier chicks than most of us can even dream of. It kind of makes me sad(and angry that I never stuck with learning guitar). My roommate worked with a couple of emo kids that were in a band that was pretty big in the emo scene in Ohio (let that sink in for a while). I went to an after party at their house once where they all celebrated how hilarious they were for wearing daisy duke cut jean shorts on stage that night. The four hottest coeds that you could imagine showed up and turned out to be their fucking girlfriends. Bands man, they get you laid.
     
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  2. Backroom

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    Go JETS

    Gin/Tonic and Hockey fights.

    Go SABRESSSSS


     
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  3. ghettoastronaut

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    Not if there are banjos and harmonicas in this band, let me tell you.
     
    #763 ghettoastronaut, Dec 6, 2010
  4. Gravitas

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    Don't demean the world asshole like that.

    I bet these four dudes to fall under the term douchebag. An asshole might just tell you how he feels. Douchebags probably deal with all their problems by writing shitty poetry in their journal. For example:

    My roommate is like my father
    cold and inattentive.
    Dishes pile like emotions
    waiting to come crashing
    down into the cold murky
    water that feels like my heart.


    Banjos and harmonicas probably just mean that your groupies are your relatives.
     
    #764 Gravitas, Dec 6, 2010
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    I wouldn't fuck them with someone else's pussy but as I recall, jennitalia likes boys like this. It's a strange phenomenon, for sure.
     
    #765 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 6, 2010
  6. Gravitas

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    But I bet you would have fucked the equivalent when you were a teenager/very young adult.

    So I guess replace all the straight hair and hoodies with a dude sitting on a trans am in a jean jacket with a mullet.
     
    #766 Gravitas, Dec 6, 2010
  7. taste_my_rainbow

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    Umm... did you just call me old?!?
     
    #767 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 6, 2010
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    What on God's green Earth could possibly be remotely attractive about these kids? They have long hair, they are thin and wimpy as hell, they make shitty music, they hate their lives, they have horrible family issues...I could go on and on about them. Someone explain this to me!!
     
    #768 Diablo, Dec 6, 2010
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    These guys don't have a harmonica, but they're usually up to their eyeballs in vagina:


    As for Lose Hole, Dark Penis or whatever the fuck they're called, I couldn't care less how much they get laid. At the end of the day I don't make shitty music and I'm probably better than them at everything else. Therefore, I win.
     
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  10. Gravitas

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    Not intentionally. I couldn't think of a funny 90's stereotype, so I went with the 80's instead.

    So I guess just replace them with this:
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    #770 Gravitas, Dec 6, 2010
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    Is it just me, or does the guy in the foreground look like an ugly older male version of Chloe Grace Moretz (Hit Girl)?
     
    #771 iczorro, Dec 6, 2010
  12. taste_my_rainbow

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    I thought about it for a second and you might be onto something. I may or may not be jealous of Sally Field in Smokey and The Bandit. (Although no mullet)

    [​IMG]
     
    #772 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 6, 2010
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    5 hours until I need to be up to fly to LA.

    More than a year since my last job interview. Fuck, I'm nervous, even though this is the first time in 5 years I've felt qualified to do what I was trying to get paid for.
     
    #773 BL1Y, Dec 6, 2010
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    Don't worry, I'm sure a happy combination of nervousness, poor social skills and general ineptitude will fuck up your chances with this job and bring you right back home to your parents' basement where you're comfortable.

    No, I didn't have a shitty day or anything, fuck you very much. Oh, what's that? have a another drink or eight, why yes I will, now get the fuck out of my way.
     
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  15. Gravitas

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    I'm sure BL1Y's basement can't be that comfortable. Do you know how much room dead hookers take up? I mean even if you cut em up thats still a lot of space.
     
    #775 Gravitas, Dec 6, 2010
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    If you guys had to pick, would you choose perfect tits, going down on a chick or a woman masturbating?
     
    #776 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2010
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    Hi! We're the idiot board. Haven't we met before?

    [​IMG]
     
    #777 ghettoastronaut, Dec 6, 2010
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    I reread this about 4 times and then decided that the only way to answer this question was to assume that whichever I picked would be delivered to me by a UPS truck, so I can't wait to receive my brand new going down on a chick in 3 to 4 business days.
     
    #778 ssycko, Dec 6, 2010
  19. Dcc001

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    Alas, no, but since the two responses suggested perfect tits and oral sex, here you go:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    #779 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2010
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    Fuck you! I live in the upstairs bedroom!

    It has two attic accesses, perfect for storing dead hookers! If only I had the money to hire a hooker. And to buy a knife.
     
    #780 BL1Y, Dec 6, 2010
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