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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    Never steal Crown, that's the worst possible offense. I once had a roommate use my Crown to marinade steaks. There was a giant bottle of Jack in the house and he chose to get into my Crown! If you want to see this girl pissed off, that's how you do it.
     
    #501 abneretta, Dec 4, 2010
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    Alright, I didn't steal it, he said to make drinks, so I made him coke with a splash of crown and crown with a splash of coke for me!! I wouldn't steal booze....except that time that I stole a keg...


    AND MEAN GIRLS IS ON!!!
     
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    So this bet between me and abneretta isn't really fair in terms of consequences. You guys can't come up with something better? I'm disappointed.
     
    #503 hotwheelz, Dec 4, 2010
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    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT drinking is just making me more mad about this thing. "Go fuck yourself, squiggly scissors!" I said, as I fucked up for the third time in a row using them. Seriously, what is this shit? I'm a man, with testicles, why am I doing a scrap book.
     
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    Mmm. Titty gif....

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    It's green time for me. Back in a few.

    Some Class:
     
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    Once, my senior year in high school, we had to do a scrapbook. I pretty much half-assed it. I wasn't going to spend money on a binder, I'm not particularly artistically inclined, and our teacher was pretty much retarded. Mine ended up looking like an eight year old made it. Construction paper and all. I still got a good grade, like I said, the teacher was retarded.

    ...and then I found five dollars! (That's how you make a bad story interesting, right?)

    Also:
    Seriously, I would like some good suggestions. Since the Chiefs are obviously going to win, I would like something a little better than making hotwheelz wear a Chiefs hat for a day and change his avatar.
     
    #507 abneretta, Dec 4, 2010
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    Make him give a speech to little children along the lines of "this is what happens if you masturbate"?

    EDIT: Fun fact, electroconvulsant therapy is STILL in the fucking treatment algorithms for depression and bipolar disorder. What in the fuck is that shit about. "Gee, guys, first and second line drug therapy didn't work. What now?" "Let's plug the bitch in!"
     
    #508 ghettoastronaut, Dec 4, 2010
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    Have him get the Chiefs helmet dyed/shaved into his hair. Dye hair red, anything white must be shaved out, and I'm talking both sides, as realistic as possible:

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    Fortunately, my hair is really short for that.
     
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    Hey, it doesn't need that long to be dyed. See: Eminem.
     
    #511 $100T2, Dec 4, 2010
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    What if he wears a Tshirt with "I Miss Jake Plummer" written on it?
     
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    An egregiously large Chiefs flag flying on a pole attached to his wheelchair for a day would be both plausible and funny. Or, to stick with the haircut theme, you could make him shave his head into a monk cut like Tim Tebow did during training camp.
     
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    He'd like the Tim Tebow haircut too much. Let's veto that right now.
     
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    He should have to do what Mr. Hundred said with his hair in addition to wearing a chiefs jersey for a day. The flag might work too
     
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    I do miss him.
     
    #516 hotwheelz, Dec 4, 2010
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    He should have to spend a day at UCLA carting a flag that says "Bring back Steve Lavin".
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.footballfanatics.com/NFL_Kansas_City_Chiefs_Ladies" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.footballfanatics.com/NFL_Kan ... efs_Ladies</a>

    Lace garter, pink hat, pink socks?
     
    #518 $100T2, Dec 4, 2010
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    I'm digging the eye black, but he'd have to wear it on campus.
     
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    I'm a huge fan and would like to own several of the items on that site, temporary tattoos and stickers for my nails not included.

    Crown is officially gone, let's all take a moment to mourn. Jalapeno poppers straight out of the toaster oven, and I didn't even burn myself! I'm getting ready to move on to beer but I have a feeling I'll be in bed within an hour or so. What...a loser.
     
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