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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    The wife came home and could tell that I had been farting all afternoon. I hadn't let one slip in an hour or so.
     
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    Thoughts for tonight:[

    -I love farting in my dog's face, especially when hes too old to make a quick getaway. Poor bastard.

    -If I were black, Id name my first child D'Brickashaw.

    -Justed finished watching this movie for 1000th time, and the ending is still just as awesome as the first:

     
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    Is "fuck-wife" Louisianian for "sweetheart"?
     
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    I'm getting stoned. Just ate a bunch of pot on a bagel and will be toast in about an hour.
     
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  5. Blue Dog

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    That and "rape-mate".

    My mom got pissed when she heard me call my wife that one...
     
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    If you smell burnt toast, seek medical assistance immediately.
     
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  7. CarbonCopy

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    And butter.
     
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    As much as I enjoy pot, that sounds gross because it sounds like you just put a bunch of pot on a bagel and munched away. Was it pot butter? Or did you just chew down some weed.
     
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    Just finished downloading all 8 seasons of That 70's Show.

    Laura "Hot Donna" Prepon FTW.
     
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    She fit the mold of every girl I had a crush on. Then she went blonde. Why? There aren't that many hot red heads. She had a niche and she blew it.
     
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    Pulled a muscle/pinched a nerve a few days ago. I've been trying to tough it out at work, but I have tonight off. So, I'm rolling on a Robaxin and Celebrex cocktail. Liberally washed down with beers of course.

    I can't wait to feel better.

    Here's a winter fun video for your amusement:
     
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    It sure is lonely out there on Revis Island.
     
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    Well I decided to stay in tonight. Got a fifth of Tito's Handmade Vodka and a box of frozen taquitos. LETS FUCKING RAGE!!!
     
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    I'm drinking Four Loko and eating my shattered dreams, IT'S ON!
     
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    My best friend found some Martini Gold martini mixes on sale for 2.50 each so last night we mixed up several of them. 1 part vodka, 1 part espresso mix, and a dash of half and half later, you have.....

    Bailey's.
     
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    Wine.





    Fashion at it's finest.
     
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    Pot butter.

    I'm now pretty ripped. /end-news
     
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    I am excited to report that the tweeker who beats on his girl across the hall looks and the ground and grants me right of way when our paths cross..
     
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    So, I drank a half a bottle of scotch today...at least, but now I'm at the bar drinking beer and I really don't feel very drunk. What gives?

    Guess I better have an irish car bomb.
     
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    You want awesome fashion?



    And totally straight dance moves. No question.
     
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