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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    Yeah, but it isn't authentic if he isn't cramming gabagool and vinegar peppers in his mouth at the same time. And we all know that's not on his approved snack list.
     
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    That was incredible and to be allowed the opportunity nay, privilege of being with a Saints fan and shit talking him while in agony was priceless. Who dat? Dat be the Seahawks. Hmm, I can't seem to feel that Cool Brees any more.
     
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  3. Blue Dog

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    See, call me crazy, but I friggin' love Rex Ryan. I love the fact that the caricature the created over at Kissing Suzy Kolber is pretty much exactly the same as the real Rex. I would have given anything to have a head coach like him when I was playing.

    'Course, I will say that I would probably hate him if he were coaching against my team in the division or something. But fuck- you won't find a better players' coach.

    Fucker. And for the record- the Cool Brees is still there. He was just missing a little something called defense today. I swear, Roman Harper must have gone out drinking with Jason David last night. But Brees played his ass off.
     
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    anyone happen to know of any good torrent sites that have NFL games?
     
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  5. Beefy Phil

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    Do we know if Riddick Caparzo took his dad's 10-second car out for a calm-down ride?
     
    #4885 Beefy Phil, Jan 8, 2011
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    Plus he would let you fuck his wife. But he would probably want to watch so that is pretty unappealing.
     
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    No, Toorop Toretto was too broken to do it. He just sipped on his whisky while I was screaming at the TV in joy.
     
    #4887 Maltob14, Jan 8, 2011
  8. Crown Royal

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    Indeed, but this is his real home. And he lives his life a quarter post at a time.
     
    #4888 Crown Royal, Jan 8, 2011
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    "YOU KEEP WHAT YOU KILL. YOU KEEP WHAT YOU KILL."
     
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    It's a Vin-Off. Who's diving for the knife?

    I LIVE for this shit.
     
    #4890 Crown Royal, Jan 8, 2011
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    If I ever get the chance to choose the subheading for this board, you can bet your ass we're all going to be in the Xander Zone.
     
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    Soo-per-man!
     

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  13. Crown Royal

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    Is Chater as white as this guy?

     
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    Oh! Oh! Oh, YEEAAAH! That's right, Zyron! You friggin' Throw those feet into my slut wife! You throw 'em in there just like Nacho does into quadruple coverage! MEN! Watch this! His big toe is the the size of Santonio's enchilada negro! That's great hustle!

    (Slaps Zyron on the ass. HARD.)
     
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    Someone needs to pull an Adam Banks on Pierre Garcon and send him clavicle-first into a fucking goalpost.
     
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    You know, it makes you wonder... why can they come up with a dozen variations for a tampon commercial each week, but can't come up with a decent TV show?
     
    #4896 Maltob14, Jan 8, 2011
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    Maybe it's just a matter of combining the two.

    A light bulb just appeared over my head. but I'm afraid to pull the string to turn it off.
     
    #4897 CharlesJohnson, Jan 8, 2011
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    They came up with at least two in the last year. Spartacus, and this:



    I would touch Jenny in mysterious ways. Rowf.
     
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    Wow, I am pretty drunk right now. Seems that drinking a half a bottle of scotch whisky (on ice, no mixers) will get ya there pretty quick. I had planned on sitting around the house all night and fucking around on here, but we are going out to celebrate my buddy's birthday. So I'll be back in a couple hours to post some gibbirish.
     
    #4899 Fernanthonies, Jan 8, 2011
  20. Blue Dog

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    Fuck- wife woke up, and is now raring to write every single one of our wedding thank you notes tonight.

    I'm opening another bottle of wine.
     
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