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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    That all depends on context. Sometimes bad descisions result in even the dog not looking at you right for three weeks.

    I made the desision once to drop-kick a sign with Marty Jenetti-like skill, not realizing the snow covered up the fact it was lag-bolted into the sidewalk. That did not result in a good story for me.
     
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    Social Distortion does the only great cover of it.

     
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    I mainly look at it as a good story for other people. If someone laughs at my misfortunes then it's all good.
     
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    Toytoy?? Is that you?
     
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    Oh, laugh my friends did. I laid there paralyzed for ten minutes while they kicked snow on me yelling "GET UP, FAGGOT!!!"
     
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    Scotch in hand, the weekend may now start.
     
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    Absinthe cocktail with orange bitters. Fuck yeah that's classy. A little later I'll be getting the monocle and a corduroy sports jacket with the elbow patches. Apparently I *can* buy class.

    Showtime has a free weekend going. So I caught "The Road" earlier. FUCK THAT MOVIE. The end is just as bad as Forrest fucking Gump. Just as bad as the book too. "Inglorious Basterds" is on now.

    Then you shouldn't have bought The Turkey. You knew what this was!
     
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    Speaking of covers (well, I am anyway) I got into an argument at a party with a kid who tried to tell me that Johnny Cash sang I Won't Back down first and that Tom Petty covered it. What an idiot.



     
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    You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.
     
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    You heard him, he wants it to be one of THOSE nights. Like when you pass out on the couch and piss your pants in a room for a cell phone cameras, or throw a fit when you can't get it up at your buddy's bachelor party and kill a hooker.
     
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    Balls, my facebook account was hacked by the "I'm trapped in London" scammers.

    I might just not reactivate it
     
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    Okay, I'm bored. Somebody post something.

     
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    Seriously, who would have expected Carla Bruni, an utter whore of a human being, to be a talented musician and singer? Sheeit.

    I'm back home for the weekend. The girlfriend is drinking with the most annoying person in the world just down the street and I'm waiting for her to show up drunk and stupid at an unreasonable hour of the morning. Until then, I'm drinking with a pretty alright guy: myself.
     
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    Here's something:

    Dancing with the Stars in Argentina is fucking pornography. How sweaty is this shit? Judging by the host's reaction, I think they took it a little far at the end.
     
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    Holy shit, why can't American TV be that awesome?!?!?! You don't sniff panties on network TV!

    I see a 40 share for the first episode of Zalman King's Dancing With the Stars.
     
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    Right?! I'd actually watch reality shows if they were more like that.

    Disclaimer: I do watch Jersey Shore, but it's the only one.
     
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    This at least pertains to the topic, but I guess it's only good if you're sober enough to read <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15804_the-6-most-insane-game-shows-from-around-world.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cracked.com/article_15804_th ... world.html</a>
     
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    This thread has a topic?

    I've been listening to random cds during my daily 3 hour drive. Since I'm really bad about not writing on the damn things I have a bunch of blank ones. It's like Russian Roulette for my ears.

    One of them had this song on it. (Music starts at :30)

    Anytime I go to the bar when there's a DJ, he gets a giant tip if he plays this (which he always does without me requesting it)
     
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    I had a little revelation when it comes to mixing drinks. When I get a good buzz going I'm always spilling everywhere when I mix. Now, when I pour it I stop about 3/4" below the top of my glass, stir, and then top it off. No more spilling. Also, this gold mining show on discovery channel is hilarious. EDIT: Wow right after I typed this, a girl had a seizure on the show.
     
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    I would love to see an American version of this air on NBC. Picture it: one of the nameless chicks from The Hills gets stripped naked and has her pussy licked by Derek Hough to a James Brown song, and the entertainment begins. Carrie Anne would ask to see Derek after the show, Bruno would be jerking off while it was happening, Len would walk out 30 seconds into it and Tom Bergeron would do a very somber, deeply felt apology after the commercial break in his best, "I am a network host and my job is suddenly in jeopardy" voice.
     
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