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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Know what's funny? Before this year I'd never met a single person who shared my birthday. And this year I've met three. Four including you, I suppose.

    As a bonus, I'm always mired in exams for my birthday and always away with work for the girlfriend's birthday. Works well.
     
    #441 ghettoastronaut, Dec 4, 2010
  2. $100T2

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    Yep, I have a shitload of bacteria to memorize for an exam on Thursday, plus finals in a couple weeks. Good times. This time of year always sucks.
     
    #442 $100T2, Dec 4, 2010
  3. BL1Y

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    Two important things need to be clarified:

    First, do I get to use a condom?

    Second, why are there sheets at the lake, are they mine, and do I have to clean them, or can I throw them out?

    Also, Roll Damn Eagle!
     
    #443 BL1Y, Dec 4, 2010
  4. Primer

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    Ah, I don't know yet. You know what might make me change my mind? It might help if you added a shot of your ass (from behind); you bending over in a nice g-string/thong with the belt buckle between your thighs or something of that nature.

    Yeah, that would definitely sway my vote.
     
    #444 Primer, Dec 4, 2010
  5. abneretta

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    Nice try. First off, I'm not talented enough to take a good picture of my ass. I've tried, I've given up, it's impossible.
    Secondly, I think you're deflecting because you don't want to admit how cool my belt buckle is.

    Look who has one kind of like mine:
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    Damn I love that picture.
     
    #445 abneretta, Dec 4, 2010
  6. JDTheHero

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    Yummy?
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    What do you fine people feel is the best holiday snack? I for one, just made christmas rice krispy treats, and they are fucking delicious! I am perusing online, looking for deals on hockey sticks for my brother, have a nice bailey's hot chocolate beside me, and am munching on a wonderful rice krispy treat. Life is good!
     
    #446 JDTheHero, Dec 4, 2010
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    Lets go OSU and SC. TCU and Wisconsin in the BCS? Yes, please.
     

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  8. Frank

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    I'm calling it, Maltob has never been to Charlie's chocolate factory.

    I feel like the cows are looking down on me for being so drunk at this hour, whatever, at least I'll survive winter you judgmental bitches.
     
    #448 Frank, Dec 4, 2010
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    No, no I haven't. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good ass though:

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    #449 Maltob14, Dec 4, 2010
  10. Dr. Gonzo Esquire

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    My friends need to realize that being born in Russia does not mean I have a genetic immunity to cold weather. Why the fuck do you think we drink so much vodka? Here's a couple of my countrywomen to keep us all warm:

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    #450 Dr. Gonzo Esquire, Dec 4, 2010
  11. $100T2

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    We took a potential Christmas card picture with my wife holding our 3 month(!) old puppy and our kids sitting next to them.

    The puppy takes up like half the picture.

    I edited out my kids and my wife's face, since this is a thread with tons of naked-ity in it, but look at the size of this fucking monster.



    And yes, that hat is for real. I had to stick peanut butter on the roof of his mouth to get him to not try to rip it off.
     

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  12. Dcc001

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    There's a better "would you rather" question for the guys on the board: would you rather have anal sex or regular vaginal? Picking one option does not mean you'll be stuck with that forever. Your girl offers up either, which one do you pick?
     
    #452 Dcc001, Dec 4, 2010
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    TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same, 10

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back. 15

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.
     
    #453 $100T2, Dec 4, 2010
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    In Soviet Russia, pussy fucks you!

    Sorry, pussy is typo, meant Putin.
     
    #454 BL1Y, Dec 4, 2010
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    Pfffff, easily done, I'll take vaginal. Look I like anal because it's something different, but vaginal sex is way better, shit the body part was literally built to get fucked, you can't beat that.
     
    #455 Frank, Dec 4, 2010
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    No gifs in a while. Let's fix that.

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    #456 dubyu tee eff, Dec 4, 2010
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    I was disappointed to learn this morning that sex does not, in fact, cure hangovers.

    Damn!
     
    #457 katokoch, Dec 4, 2010
  18. $100T2

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    This thread needs more women in spandex doing yoga:


     
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    .. what is going on here? I suspect from the weird liquefy-effect-style blurs around her chest and armpits that she is actually pulling mass from hyperspace and shoving it in her breasts.
     
    #459 RCGT, Dec 4, 2010
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    Don't be bitter just because America hasn't had a leader this badass since Teddy Roosevelt.

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    #460 Dr. Gonzo Esquire, Dec 4, 2010
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