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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    That's all I really have to say about that.

    EDIT: Wait no, there is more to say! This is the anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition in the United States. Congratulations, America. A brilliant solution to a problem that should never have existed in the first place.
     
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    One-up.
     
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    Here are some female comics I like. I did hear of all of them via Chelsea Lately though, so I don't know what you guys will think.

    Jen Kirkman


    Sarah Colonna


    Whitney Cummings
     
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    Whitney Cummings is fucking filthy. Really enjoyed her on HBO's Down and Dirty with Jim Norton.

    Not finding any video of it though.
     
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    Well tonights starting off well, I'm drinking a pint of Budweiser like an American with no taste, then onto a can of carling and then fosters. Then into town, I'll have a guinness and my gunnies will have a whiskey and we'll really get started.
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    Apparently the theme for this weekend at my house is westerns.

    -Stay up until 4 am watching Lonesome Dove? Check.
    -Look through DVDs for 10 minutes before landing on Wyatt Earp? Check.
    -Spend the next 190 minutes watching Kevin Costner? In progress.

    I think I'll stick with this, maybe move on to The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly next. I think that might be all the westerns I own so I guess that's where my theme ends. Maybe I should put on my boots and my badass belt buckle. I may have to post a picture of it on here later, just to see if you guys think it's as stupid as my friends do.

    I'm trying to decide if I should have a beer or not now that I've finally shaken the effects of last night.
     
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    Watching Star wars cures hangovers. It's science. Or something.

    Also,
     

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  9. Primer

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    Throw some tits into the picture and it's possible I'll change whatever preconceptions I have about your stupid belt-buckle.
     
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    It's rare for a belt buckle to be cool. Expecially the ones REAL hicks wear: those gigantic, goofy looking Wranglers hood ornaments that you could serve tea on. Some of them have more metal in them than a retiree's hip.
     
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    I don't know anyone that buys buckles like that and I sure as hell don't (even though I got one as an award once).

    But I do know guys that win them and it's just like wearing a state championship ring or whatever.

    And it's hard to hate on them when they might as well just be considered pussy magnets.
     
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    What'd you rather? Part 2

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    Anal sex with her (or any uber-hot celebrity of choice) or 3 hours of fucking around at a lake with your best friends/family

    but

    The anal sex ends with poop on your dick and basically all over the sheets... but she'll call you tomorrow, if kiss her and spend the night with her afterward.

    The lake day has perfect weather and no bugs -- but you get poison ivy on your inner thigh and you're gay.
     
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    Seriously? Anal. No fucking contest.
     
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    So, I realize that many of you live in much colder climates and are used to snow. BUT, I live in central NC and we are not.

    And it's SNOWING! Like huge ass flakes that are just barely starting to stick (on the ground, what's hitting the walkway is melting).

    Considering that I have to go outside to bring in firewood, this isn't necessarily a good thing. I don't do cold.
     
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    Apparently Supertramp hangs out at cooler lakes than we do.
     
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    All I know is, if you mess with fire you're gonna get shit on your dick. So it's expected.
     
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    I don't want to be gay, it'd be an inconvenience in my intended career. Ambien high, hello! How've you been? Besides, poo cleans up, the sheets can be changed.


    FUUUUCK it is cold here. Roommate doesn't "get cold", wears a long-sleeved outdoorsy fleece at all times, never a hat or scarf, it's -20 out, he's fine with it. My West Coast ass needs 2 pairs of socks, 4 layers over my groin/legs, 3 layers for the shirts, plus a coat. He comes to Russia and turns into a fucking bear. I turn into a fucking icicle.

    Can't *wait* until I'm back in the USA.
     
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    Does this meet the requirements?


    Seriously, have you ever seen a belt buckle that badass? I didn't think so.
     

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    It's my birthday. I survived another year.

    And in the past 4 weeks, the hospital my wife works at scheduled her to work her birthday, our anniversary, and my birthday. She's furious. It sucks for both of us.

    This morning was "Breakfast with Santa" at my kid's school. Then, we went and got a Christmas tree. So tonight is basically me sitting around waiting for her to get home at almost midnight.

    Entertain me, fuckers. Or at least keep posting booty pics for me.
     
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