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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Merry Fucking Christmas


     
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    How is the finish on the Express? I've been hearing so much bad things about these guys lately.
     
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    Success.
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    Time for a beer.
     
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    Um. Your workbench is facing the wrong direction... Unless you like reaching through the crossbeam to get stuff off the shelf?

    Quit half assing the cleanup. You didn't earn that beer yet.
     
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    Got stood up, got drunk, crazy ex-bitch texted me. This will probably end well for my penis, not for me.
     
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    Really? We're talking about cleaning workbenches now? I'm not necessarily trying to direct this at you Kato, but maybe that's why this shit isn't as good as last year. People have gotten lazy and started treating this like it's their fucking facebook status. Sorry, but literally nobody else cares how boring work was today or that ex-girlfriend who wouldn't call you. So either bring the funny or bring the titties.

    Sorry about that, I'm drinking Mickey's and trying to write a sequel to Home Alone (don't ask). More redheads? k.

    Isla Fisher, so sexy
     

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    It is a non reflective black matte finish. Like a sandblasted texture. Synthetic stock. Its pretty, I think.
    What have you heard about em?
     
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    I'M ABOUT TO ROLL A MONSTER JOINT SO I'M PIE-EYED FOR FAMILY GUY THEN I'LL SEE YOUSE GUYS IN OUTER SPACE MAAAAAAAAAAN
     
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  9. Juice

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    Well how could we not now? Whats the sequel about? Does it star Kevin McCallister?

    And Im glad to see some boobs on this page, last time I came on this thread the dudes were talking about how much they would have to get paid to suck a guy off or something.
     
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    He offered to pay me to suck me off, get your facts straight.

    Here's some on topic:
    Tits:
    And ass:
     

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    Did you say "Tits and Ass"? I think you meant this...

     
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    This must be fairly common. I've known a couple guys who got the same offer. The last one accepted and tried to kill himself once everyone found out. You've been warned. 16k though, you must be high class!

    In other news I've farted no less than 70 times today. I'm thinking of filling balloons and opening them in the faces of people I hate. Go packers.
     
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    This, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of comment that I like to call a "failure of imagination". Our friend here has failed to imagine that it is a woman who will be both bringing him the beer and cleaning up. As she should be.
     
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    I have decided to give in to my alcoholism and drink more tonight. Even though I hate myself, I love you guys.

    It was several minutes before I realized she had a face.

     

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    And if it that beer not be open, by Christ...
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    So my whisky bottles got a little frisky while I was on vacation and produced for me four baby bottles of whisky. Mmm.

    Oh, and my empties since the beginning of summer (or so - I only spent the odd weekend during the summer in my apartment). I'd say a good 90% of it is me.
     

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    Its a video game kinda night...

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    The only pictures I can find to post are REALLY big, and would probably have the girls pussy the size of your screen's.

    maybe thats why its not as good this year everyone is second guessing about trying to be PC about posting nude pics. Like why spoiler the tits we know whats in there?

    EDIT: Fuck it this whole thread is NSFW so you all should expect whatever can be thrown out at you. Here is to surprising someone with some big clam when they get in here!

    ... im just trying to spread the christmas cheer
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    I really can't believe the Panthers won a game. I've gotten so accustomed to them losing that I'm completely floored, even more so that Clausen threw a TD.

    Still haven't finished my fucking presentation and honestly I don't care at this point. It'll get done, but for now I'm going to keep going on my fucked up rotation of Sam Adams, Sailor Jerry's, and Kahlua. Yeah, it's that kinda Sunday night.
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    Mine was "Shake That Bear" (I din't post it, but viewed it). Take a ball of tinfoil into the shower with you after that one.


    Do not adjust your set, kids. These people exist:
     
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