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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. JGold

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    What was his punishment? I'm too lazy to look it up.
     
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    He had to change his profile picture to this.
     

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    He must not have posted while he was sporting that avatar, I never saw it. Of course I don't think I logged on much this week. Damn work and all.

    Welp, go Chiefs.
     
    #2103 mya, Dec 19, 2010
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    This is the video you speak of. The most glorious 2 minutes of porn ever produced. There is more funny packed in this single clip than most "comedy" movies ever made:
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.flurl.com/video/5456467_comments.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.flurl.com/video/5456467_comments.htm</a>
     
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    It was on Facebook. Which was pretty entertaining, since as soon as he changed it his status also changed to "Shut up, I lost a bet."

    But really, anybody should be proud to sport Charles as a profile pic whether you like the Chiefs or not. Charles is a stud.
     
    #2105 abneretta, Dec 19, 2010
  6. JGold

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    TIM TEBOW HATERS
     
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  7. JGold

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    Tebow is almost as good as Jimmy Clausen.
     
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  8. JGold

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    OK he's better.
     
    #2108 JGold, Dec 19, 2010
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    And here people were complaining that there was a lack on conversation on this years Holiday Thread.
     
    #2109 mya, Dec 19, 2010
  10. JGold

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    I realize this is a rip on me for posting three times in a row. I'm cool with it. Please stop interrupting my stream of irrelevant messages no one cares about.
     
    #2110 JGold, Dec 19, 2010
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    Why do you like Tebow? Are you a Florida alum? Religious nutjob? Hell, you're a Panthers fan, not a Broncos fan. So why do you care?

    I know a bunch of Broncos fans who don't like Tebow, hated the use of a 1st rounder to get him, and could care less if the team dumped him. Now, down in Colorado Springs, Tebow is hugely popular. But that city is also the Christian Conservative capital of the World, so that's no surprise.

    I live in Denver and just enjoy what a shit show the Broncos are and how people get so up in arms about the team, that shit is hilarious.
     
    #2111 hawkeyenick, Dec 19, 2010
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    Not a Florida alum, but you can view my apologetic rationale in the "Why I cheer for this team" thread. The Panthers are my No. 1 team in all sports, but in a lost season you can't blame me for finding other shit to cheer for.
     
    #2112 JGold, Dec 19, 2010
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    Just call me Topher

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    Rice-Bagging (rise-ba-ging)

    1- During the common and respected practice of a gang raped performed in a prison kitchen, a bag of rice is slit open and the catcher/bitch has his face stuffed into the open bag of rice to muffle his horrifying screams from guards or associates.

    To answer the other question, I've been in the county jail (Don't worry I was non violent, non-felony) , not prison. BIG difference. I was never around the crotch-biters. The bad guys DO stay in county, but only while awaiting trial. After, they go to the Joint.
     
    #2113 Crown Royal, Dec 19, 2010
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    Unless tv and movies have lied to me, prison rape always happens in either the laundry or the shower.
     
    #2114 Racer-X, Dec 19, 2010
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    So here is what I have made in the past 24 hours:

    Decorated sugar cookies,
    Knäck
    Nigger balls
    Oatmeal cookies
    Homemade cured salmon
     
    #2115 kuhjäger, Dec 19, 2010
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    Just purchased my first shotgun! Remington 870 express super mag. I know its an intro gun but I'm very very excited about it.
     
    #2116 xrayvision, Dec 19, 2010
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    This is a fun idea. Post the funniest porn clips you've ever seen. My contribution: <a class="postlink" href="http://efukt.com/20458_Don%27t_Cum_On_Me_Motherfucker.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://efukt.com/20458_Don%27t_Cum_On_M ... ucker.html</a>
     
    #2117 dubyu tee eff, Dec 19, 2010
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    Uhhh.... what?
     
    #2118 Racer-X, Dec 19, 2010
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    Traditional Swedish confection. In swedish they are called bork bork bork Negerbollar, which directly means nigger balls.
     
    #2119 kuhjäger, Dec 19, 2010
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