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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    It is only gay if you kiss him after.
     
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    Morning after. I fully support my decision on two principles.1. It was a shady as hell situation even though I was in a casino, if I had agreed, I couldn't guarantee my own safety. No gun, knife, crow bar, sharp object, etc. No way to be sure I wouldn't get gang raped. 2. I have my pride and $16000 is not enough to buy that from me. I will not be bought for such a paltry sum. C. I would have had that lingering thought that some dude slobbed on my knob. FOR-EV-ER.
     
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    Work/life has kept me from posting lately but even I cannot resist a drunken holiday thread. See ya'll tonight after many drinks
     
    #2063 satan rae, Dec 19, 2010
  4. JGold

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    Well, after being relegated to a Sunday night date in the first place, I just got canceled on. Per my own advice in the rejection thread, time to count this girl as a loss.

    On the plus side, this means I get to have more than a few drinks while watching the Panthers-Cardinals. And let's be honest, anyone watching that game sober has issues.
     
    #2064 JGold, Dec 19, 2010
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    This is what my roommate did last night. I was tempted to join him. Glad I didn't. Dude looks like he's going to die any minute.


    I'd need at least 6 figures before I let another dude put my dick in his mouth. 16K? Relatively speaking it's a lot of money, but that shit will be gone in a couple hours. No thanks.
     

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    If I never hear the words "Tim" and "Tebow" used together in a sentence again, it'll be too soon.
     
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    I get painkillers, an anesthetic pain pump, and someone to wait on me hand and foot (who has already offered to make me alcoholic beverages) in 3 days. Best. Christmas. Ever!
     
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    Time to put together a 30 minute presentation while drinking and watching football.

    This should turn out interesting. Hell, maybe the Panthers will actually win today.
     
    #2068 Reifer, Dec 19, 2010
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    I present to you, Trace Bundy, the acoustic ninja...

     
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    In-laws are coming over for dinner, and I'm about to watch my last hope at winning money in fantasy football this year get fucked by Vincent Jackson's huge receiving day Thursday.

    Time to get absolutely fucked up.
     
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    Kahlua and coffee, plus pancakes. It's a good morning.
     
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    Tebow is going to get killed. Look at how Colt McCoy, Vince Young, and Alex Smith have done in their careers and realize that they all came from the same offense Tebow ran. He seems like an ok teammate, but there is no way he is capable of beating an NFL defense.

    And for the love of all that is good in the world, please don't dance like my avatar if Tebow makes a play...ESPN already has the knee pads on for his highlites
     
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    I french pressed some coffee and ate the pancakes I made last night. Lo and behold thick coffee will act like jet fuel for whatever the hell I ate last night too.

    I have plans to clean my room and workshop today. Let's see what happens if I throw beer into the mix.
     
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    What, did you haters go to Ohio State or something?
     
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    Let me ease your mind: Every super-tough murdering robbing socipathic back-stabber has had it happen to them in prison. A LOT. Sometimes, they rice-bag you while pounding you up the ass as well just for shits and giggles. At least you'd get cash of of your situation, instead of a non-consentual prostate examination performed by some 6'7" dude from Detroit named "Slice".
     
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    Is that an admission of sorts? Or is this an "I have a friend" scenarios. Forgive me, but I can't remember if you were one of the fine folks here who has spent some time incarcerated.
     
    #2076 mya, Dec 19, 2010
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    I just received my first Christmas gift... and um, wow.

    Mine is similar to the one in the pic but the face has black zebra print instead of red.
    [​IMG]


    I know you're all very jealous.
     
    #2077 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 19, 2010
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    You're asking this question after all of the pictures of young, half-dressed boys CR has posted?

    What does "rice bag" mean? I've never run into this particular slang. Is it like a tea bag performed by an asian guy?
     
    #2078 Racer-X, Dec 19, 2010
  19. JGold

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    Anyone have a good site to watch NFL games online? My ATDHE.net feed stopped working. I'd hate to be deprived of the Carolina-Arizona slugfest.
     
    #2079 JGold, Dec 19, 2010
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    First I haven't noticed him posted any pics of young half dressed boys (I think I am grateful for that), second, I am kind of naive so I just need to ask things directly because subtleties can be lost on me, third, glad I am not the only one who isn't familiar with "rice bag"
     
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