Rant: drove to sudbury and back last night (400km / 250 miles each way) with whiteout conditions for a good 75 miles Rant: Grill dove through a few sand dunes... on the highway. RANT: bitch I was helping move stiffed me on most of the agreed money and gas money (we agreed $80 + gas - i got twenty and a burger when she got in the car expecting more when we got to Sudbury. No such luck) Rave: Snow tires.
Rant: My husband is pissed off at me this morning. Apparently I called him a pussy last night when he went to bed at 11. I have a hangover from hell and don't need the headache of him being pissed at me on top of it. He'll get over it sooner or later. Rave: The rolls my grandma sent home after dinner Friday night make great hangover food. I'm glad she sent them with us because there is nothing to eat in the house otherwise.
Rant: I am so absurdly exhausted/hungover/over caffeinated. Rave: Going to eat oysters and clams and drink champagne anyways. Also Rave: I am officially off DD duty so I can seriously partake in champagne drinking.
Rave: I posted a few months back about my wife's aunt sending us a check for $10,000. Well, new tax year. She just sent us another one. God bless her generous heart.
Rave- Girls night turned out to be a lot less drama and gossip then expected. Rant- Today is the last day of my vacation.
Rant-Slept like crap after being interrupted by three bad dreams. See the "Huh. That was weird" thread for the most recent one.
Rave: I hung out with this girl a few times over the summer. Nothing really happened aside from a little making out. We were getting along great, but then she left for school and decided to get back with her scumbag boyfriend and completely stop talking to me. That's fine. Nothing lost, nothing gained, right? Well, if you frequent porn websites as much as I do, you may have noticed an ad for seekbang.com. There's a big banner on the ad that says "The Facebook of Sex". Anyway, the girl is in one of the pictures they're using! She's the one with the light brown hair who's by herself, sitting on a bed with her big tits hanging out. There's like a wooden bookcase or dresser or something in the background. And yes, it's definitely 100% her. Rant: Didn't have sex. Rave: Did get to play with those tits.
Rave: I saw the Trailer Park Boys mentioned here and decided to check it out and Netflix has their movie online. Looks promising. Rave: I am using my sisters' netflix. Free netlflix! Rave: Mesa Pizza and Natty Ice!
RAVE: I have this page to bitch like a bitch. RANT: Fuck 2010, I'll be broke another year. RANT: Fuck always being broke and FUCK the bill collectors calling me all the time. RANT: Fuck the state of Georgia for taking MONTHS to get me my car title to transfer it. And FUCK Florida for suspending my license cause I couldn't pay my tickets till I got the title from Georgia. RANT: Fuck the state for screwing me out of more money than should be allowed in tickets and court fees. RANT: Fuck the tax man. I put 0s and still hardly get shit back. Maybe I should go have a few kids, they're good for a few grand each. RAVE: Seeing the post above, Trailer Park Boys is the shit and the promise watching another episode is one of the things that keeps me from shooting myself in the face.
Rave: Great weekend of drinking with friends. Rave: Skis are tuned but my arms are still sore (see weekend drunk thread) Rant: I felt like a beer earlier but all I have left in the house is some suspect cans of Molson Golden. Rant: There is some random girl that came with friends last night that has been tearing apart my house looking for her purse. She's sketchy as fuck and has been here for over an hour. There's no way the purse is here and I'm about to throw her out. I figure there has to be a fair quantity of drugs in it or something based on the way she's searching.
RANT: Why in the fuck is the glass dome on my ceiling light falling down on a daily basis now!? The fucking thing just about took me out while I was reading the Rant Rave Thread. Guess it knew I wanted to make a fucking post. Gotta figure thing thing out. I put it back the exact same way I took it off to replace the bulb. I think the threading is gone in the post.
Me: So what do you do for a living? DoucheBag: Well, I was in sales, but I lost my job just after Thanksgiving. Me: Shit, Im sorry to hear that. DB: What are you sorry for? What is missing in a person's personality profile that would make them turn a simple gesture into an awkward moment? Next time, Im just gonna tell them: Me: Well fuck you then. I wasn't really sorry anyway. Maybe you got fired because you have shitty people skills. And unless you have an album coming out soon, pull up your fucking pants.
Rave: Got a date Wednesday. Rant: It occurred to me that this is my first date in 6 months. I'm sad. Rave: She's real real hot.
RANT: When I'm at the gym (or anywhere else for that matter) I don't want to listen to your fucking music. Turn your headphones down. There's a problem when I can hear your music over your treadmill and my own headphones. Have some consideration for others.
Rant: The term 'cock' really bothers me. It's being used more and more among people and it's now becoming socially acceptable to describe a penis as a cock. 'Cock' is just a gross, pornstar way of referring to a dick. Dick is funny, cock is gross.
Rave: Waaay cheaper to fill growlers and stay home than go out to bars. Of course I knew this before, I just hadn't put it into practice Rave: Ithaca Beer Co. Apricot Wheat, fresh from the brewery. Rant: It was so goddamn cold out on Saturday that in the course of the trip home from Ithaca, my growlers froze in my trunk. I would have kept them inside the car, but I'm pretty sure a couple half gallon jugs of beer with screw tops scream open container. Whatever, it's still beer, it's still mine, it's still tasty.