RAVE: Some chick in high school got knocked up and is now on the prowl for a responsible baby-daddy-fill-in to look after her and the parasite, and the mark has no clue.
Rant: Holy shit, -3ยบ is even colder than I remembered it being. Why did I decide to visit Michigan in January? Rave: The trip home has been awesome and was much needed. And the roadtrip back here in June will be even better.
RANT: Just shat myself. Went out for beer, all was good, then my stomach started rumbling and my arsehole was a-twitching. Tried to make it to the nearest local convenience, but ended up sharting in my boxers. They now reside under the toilet's waste pipe, because I couldn't get the lid off of the cistern. I AM ALL CLASS!!!!!!
Rave: Day off and two colts need a tune-up. I should be nice and sore tonight. Double Rave: My friend J is coming with me, I will enjoy riding behind her perfect ass.
Rant My brother is in the hospital for the second time in two days for attempting suicide, he is now on a 72 hour suicide watch. Hopefully they get him the help he needs.
Rant: Studying for flight school begins today. 7 weeks straight with my nose in the books is gonna suck, but when the USMC hands me my very own F-18 Hornet in a couple years, it'll all be worth it. Rave: Flight school finally starts in 3 weeks. Hooray for something to do besides sitting around playing video games, not that that's a bad thing. This means I'll be getting stationed in Corpus Christi come mid-March. Double rave I guess for getting out of this city!!
RAVE: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. My wife and I finished brunch, and went over to 4th and Chestnut to grab a paper. I'm standing there, I turn around, and there's this little old guy. With an Airborne jacket. With the name "Babe Heffron" on it. I stuttered (while my wife looked on cluelessly) while pointing at his jacket 'Is.is..is that YOU?' He says "of course it's me, what, you think I'm wearing some other guy's jacket?" I got his autograph. Anyone who has seen "Band of Brothers" - and loves it just as much as me - knows who this guy is, and what a debt we owe to him and the men he served with. FUCKING AWESOME!
Rave: When translated, this must mean something really hot and dirty. Rant: I'm probably just a lecherous old man.
I'm going to break precedent (for me) and post twice in a row on this thread. RANT: Facebook has revealed that justice has not been meted out to the douchebags I've known throughout my life. The rumor mill dished out poetic and satisfying justice, but the reality is quite different. It may be small of me, but it makes me angry when I find that those who treated others with contempt and disrespect are now thriving.
Rave: Ran in my first half marathon today. Rant: Around the second mile, I started feeling a pain on top of my right foot (metastarsal? something like that). I'm worried that it's a stress fracture. Pretty damn excruciating, I had to run 5 of the last 6 miles barefoot because of it. Rave: Took longer than I wanted it to, but I completed it.
rant: Well shit. I ranted earlier about a good friend of mine that had been missing since friday morning. Just learned that they found her car about an hour ago and that she was found still inside. This is fucked up, I really dont know what to think yet.
Rant: Panic attacks?? Who the fuck do I think I am, Tony Soprano?* Rant/Rave: Been listening to The Cure all day. Rave: Another week off before school starts. Rave: I have Roman History this semester. I'm gonna watch Spartacus, Ben-Hur and Gladiator to prep myself. *I would go into detail but I don't think many here would care.
Rant: I was cleaning my hard drive and found a little bomb one of my exes left on my computer: Now I feel like absolute shit, kind of. She was bat shit insane anyways. Still, why did she leave this shit buried on my computer?
Rant: I am watching "Brace for Impact" on TLC and during a break they show a commercial for a show called "Toddlers and Tiaras". I guess it is a reality show about the little girl pageants. It showed like four year old girls shaking their asses and removing clothes on stage. I didn't know we programmed for pedophiles now.
The Simpsons 20th anniversary special was great (the episode, not so much). It's funny, I remember when I was 10 and the football game would run long, meaning the Simpsons start time would be delayed. It would piss me the fuck off. The same thing happened today, and it immediately brought back those feelings. The special made me remember what I loved about the first 10+ seasons of the show. And told some funny stories about several classic episodes. If you missed it, and call yourself a fan of the show, you should try to find it online.
RANT: The touchpad on my laptop decided to shit itself tonight, and despite the fact that the buttons work and I can right and left-click, I can't move the mouse at all. I tried all the typical bullshit, reinstalling drivers and such with no luck, and I won't be able to get a USB mouse to test that out until tomorrow night. RANT: Navigating with the TAB key is a pain in the dick. RAVE: (see name)
Rant: From Friday a.m.; posted 140 school closings. 98% where copied from a TV stations web site. Does anyone go to a radio stations web site anyway to see if they get to sleep in? Got home at almost 7 insted of 5:40 Rave: Great night on Friday. Hung out with friends at thier small town hotel bar. Pergamed with Rumple Minz(sp). Then free jukebox at said bar, $5 Killians pictures, shots of Jag and fried green beans. Some how sobered up to drive home at 3:30 and give the wife 'lil snobes. rant: It just started snowing again. NNNOOOOOOOOO!!1!