RAVE: New computer today! No more using my cell phone for internet RAVE: Drunk! RAVE: I'll probably be continually infesting this place again with my stupid bullshit in the next day or two. It's been a long week without this place. RANT: Stupid girl bullshit. What's with all the emotions and nonsense? I'm a cool guy. I don't get on your case about anything (except you getting on my case about everything). You want to hang out with 20 girlfriends on a party bus with multiple male strippers? Have at it. I trust you to be cool and not fuck around. If I didn't trust you, I wouldn't be with you. And I'm not gonna spend my life worrying if you're fucking someone else. If you are, then I'll find out eventually and I'll move on. I don't need you anyway. It's really that simple. I'm not gonna be the asshole guy in your life that constantly questions where you are or what you're doing or who that casual guy friend is. You girls are constantly complaining about "that guy" and for good reason. It's stupid. Why on Earth can I not find a chick that feels the same way as I do? I am drunk and answer to no one!
Rave: Finally done with the marketing project at 5:40. Now all that's left is to present the stupid thing and I'm free to drink all Saturday with the knowledge that Sunday will bring hockey. Now for some sleep, four hours should be enough right? I mean its not like I'll need any energy to sit on a barstool all afternoon, maybe even take a sneaky nap when the barkeeps not looking. Enough of this. Bed.
RANT: Went in to work last night thinking I would be out by 10, got stuck there til 1 a.m. RANT: It's fucking snowing like it's Satan's Taint out here. I have no idea what 'snowing like Satan's Taint' means, but I wanted to say 'Satan's Taint.' Mission accomplished. RAVE: My dog, Dahlia, LOVES the snow. RANT: My dog, Dahlia, is all torqued up and racing around the apartment because she loves the snow. RAVE: Love my dog.
Rant: I kinda flipped my shit at Jägerette last night. Not really completely at her, but there were other factors. Basically she came home from work, and she apparently got a substantial holiday bonus. Now this is great, however she was slightly rubbing it in my face, and I told her that of course she got a big bonus, her boss has been a family friend since she was a kid. That, combined with me not even getting a slight raise this year, despite doing demonstrably 2x the work as my colleagues really got to me. I started fuming, and she knows to leave me alone when I am pissed. However I needed to go out and cool off, so I took a walk, and I forgot my keys. They were right next to hers on the key rack, and she locked the door when she left to go to her company Christmas party, and I didn't have my cell phone and had to walk through the shady part of town to find a pay-phone were I told her not very nicely to leave the stupid party and open the door before I kicked it in. I also punched the door. There is now a 3 knuckle dent in it. Way to stay classy Kujäger, you ass.
RANT I'm so hungover today it feels like my eyes are bleeding. I had to come in to work this morning and talk with the bosses about a project first thing too. They had to know because I look and feel like a bag of ass. RAVE My two week Christmas vacation begins in T minus 5 hours.
Rave: All my fears of the Bulgarian chick flaking out on lunch today were unfounded. We had a good time, and we'll be getting together to shoot some pool maybe next week. Now, I suck at pool, and she says she's rather good at it, but I don't give a fuck, the game's not the point. She can kick my ass if I get to spank hers later, it won't hurt my pride. I needed this boost, I've been out of the dating scene for way too long.
RANT Partner plagarized his half of the assignment we worked on. Looks like instead of graduating I get to come back for one more class.
Rave: Enjoying watching different parts of the country get CRUSHED by snow for a change. Rave: We'll get a mere 10" of it or snow tonight which will be just enough to cover my backyard mountain so I can do some off piste skiing.
Rave Brand new gun! Got a Ruger 10/22 from my family for Christmas, since it's gotten too expensive to shoot my real guns. Now I also get to spend more on aftermarket parts than the gun itself, to pimp it out and completely negate the above justification for getting a new gun. Rant Can't shoot it until the middle of January, since I can't get to an indoor range in town.
RAVE: The constant parade of junkies and "I'm so sad at Christmas" OD's has finally slowed to a trickle. There are empty beds in the unit for the first time in months..... Which means..... RAVE: Instead of working today, I'm on call. I plan on spending the whole day in my pj's. RAVE: I bought my daughter a laptop for her birthday, and just finished getting all her music transfered, some movies loaded and the obligatory (ugh) twilight wallpaper on it. I haven't been this excited to give a gift in a long time. She is going to lose her shit when she sees it! RAVE: 4 weeks today until I jet off to sunny Queensland for a holiday. I just booked a stretch limo to pick us up from the airport, for marginally more than the cattle truck/ bus was going to cost. RAVE: No rant today. Everything is coming up Milhouse!!!
Rant: Fuck I probably need a new Wireless USB adapter that's compatible with Windows 7, the one I have worked fine with XP and I'm sooo close to getting it working on 7 but no dice yet. Here's hoping, because I have no money to buy a new one and really fucking need it.
rave: Day 3 (I think, I really don't know any more) of 7 of Christmas bar madness. Really thought I would crash and burn tonight but honestly, I'm feeling pretty damn good right now. Was on top form in the club tonight. Even though we were packed to capacity and sold out of pretty much everything, it never once got *too much* despite have 4 bar staff working 2 floors and 2 bars. Got to admit, it was rather fun bossing the owner around for most of the night. To top it off I managed to get home a lot earlier than I thought I would. One of the awesome things about my boss, he has no problem me leaving early and avoiding doing anything that I can't be arsed doing as long as I'm leaving to get laid. Naturally since I'm here to write about this, it's pretty obvious that I didn't end up getting laid. But to be honest, since I've got to go back to work in 6 hours, I think I'm going to enjoy getting some sleep more than I would sex at the present moment. fuck, that last sentence is depressing.
Ambien eating and driving MY ass...I'm fricking mello yello y'all and miss ya's to boot. But seeing double of everything (whew that a longer word) inspires to pop over and say hey. Better 'n watching 2 sandra bullocks faces at times in a crud flick. Dudes I'm so baked right here. Worst part is I gotta pee yet I believe crawling to a toilet still carries a stigma. Or is it safeword or, um, stagnant? Oh well. Love ya's!!! I thing its stigma but my brain left a stitch ago
Rant/Rave: House full of drunk people. They are listening to shit music, that is why I am in my room listening to my pandora stations. I am very drunk. not sure what to think of all this. Not sure if it is a rant or rave. I guess it depends if I end up alone in bed or not. Drunk.
Rave: Sex. I am down 76% of my bodily fluids. Rant: Dry spell since April. Really? Rave: Now I don't have to carry my nads in a wheelbarrow.
Rave: Huge weekend of drinking and friends! Rant: I have realised for the first time that I am not a teenager anymore and I can't drink 2 nights in a row without suffering on a Sunday. Rave: Dinner of Saturday night was at a Brazilian BBQ restaurant which was all you can eat meat. The only vegetable in sight were potatoes. Steak, chicken, ham, chorizo sausage and lamb, all barbecued to perfection for only $35!
Rant: FUCKING STORM KNOCKED OUT MY DIRECTTV!!!! Rave: Neighbor has the ticket...he better not mind my company.
Rant: Fell asleep in the parking lot of a tacoria. Rant: My head is throbbing. Slept with my mouth AND the window wide open so my throat is completely dried out. Rave: Wasn't me hitting on the bartender with one brown tooth.
Rant: Posting to this forum at work. Apparently I have to stop doing that, because I screw up the names of the most beloved, well-known characters on The Simpsons when I do. Thank goodness I got Brat and Liza's names correct. Thanks for the red dots on that one, guys...I had it coming. Rant: AQUAMARINE!!! Who in their right minds would paint a room that colour? And not light aquamarine, either. Think, "bridesmaid's dress" aquamarine. Now I get to spend my pre-Christmas week moving boxes and painting everything. Rave: It's Christmas time, I own a house, two awesome dogs live with me, and life is great. It will be even better in earthtones, though.