Rave: Boxing tonight in San Jose! Covering the fight for my website, should be a good time. Grabbing a few drinks with some friends afterwards in San Ho! Good kick off to the weekend which features a ton of boxing. Got a lot of money on some fights this weekend, starting with $300 on +260 underdog Carson Jones tonight on ShoBox.
Rant: Hate my high school. Collective IQ is somewhere around 87 for males, slightly higher for females. And most of the girls could be in a Tucker Max story as the cockblocking fatty.
Rant: Monk is over. Rave: He got the send out I wanted to see, aside from him being reinstated to the force. Rant: Work Tommorow
Rave: USA got an amazing draw for the World Cup Rant: Have to wait another 6 months for it to start Epic Rave: Going to Cape Town in 6 months
Rant: Got together with an ex last week (we're talking an ex of about 15 years)-she's sexy as fuck, but last night I ended up calling her an idiot and now she wants nothing to do with me. Rave: Too drunk to actually give a shit.
rant: Got 4 hours off between jobs. I started work at 10 this morning and am not going to finish till 6am sunday and I've got a bit of a hangover. Good night out though. rave: Got the day off tomorrow so will be getting very drunk at work tonight. Bar work is fun sometimes. rave: Amazon want another load of the book I'm distributing. rave: Should be getting a cello soon. Haven't played one since I was 10 so really looking forward to teaching myself how to play it again.
Rave: Habs Centennial ceremony, while full of wankery, it was great to see those legends, especially having a warmup skate. It was much better to see them win Rave: Grandfather came to town and figured he brought too much scotch for himself and gave me a bottle.
Rave: I got staggeringly drunk last night. Rant: I wound up wearing most of my poutine. Rave: Had this exchange in the bar last night. Preface: I was out with some friends from work that are here from Britain (irrelevant) and one needed to use the ATM. We walked over to the ATM in the bar and there was some girl using it and taking forever, so I turned to my friend and said "don't worry, I'll handle this." mekka - Excuse me, can I get in here for a second? mekka [doesn't wait for response, steps in front of girl and hits cancel on the ATM and hands her her card back] girl - What the fuck, buddy? m - Sorry, fat ugly girls don't get priority in the ATM line. girl [takes a drink of beer and spits it on me] m - That's alright, you didn't need the calories anyway. I can still wipe off beer easier than you can wipe off your ugly and the fact that your parents don't love you. I'm such a delight when I drink.
What the fuck, body? I just woke up at 5:30 PM. What is this shit? I even set alarms. Two of them! This is the second time this has happened. I actually might have done something productive today. I mean, probably not, but I might have. I'm confused and kind of pissed.
Rave: K-1 was on until 4:30 in the morning. Without a doubt, one of the greatest combat sporting events of all time. Rave: I got my Christmas bonus from work yesterday. Rant: A combination of those two led me to pass out on the living room with a full beer beside me. Rant: I am now enjoying this "tasty" beverage mixed with Mott's Vegetable Cocktail, because there's nothing else in the house, and I'm too hungover to go get anything else right now. I'm so hungover, my teeth are nauseous. Ugh.
Rave: The first 10 days of vacation has been amazing. Every day has been 86-93 degrees, sunny, and breezy. Not a single drop of rain during the day, and we've had the beaches almost entirely to ourselves. Rant: My first rental vehicle was a Suzuki Jimny. Think Geo Metro w/ 4WD. Top speed 30?mph and it couldn't climb hills worth shit. Traded up to a Vitara that rips up the ridiculous inclines pretty well. Rave: The BVIs are better than the USVIs. People are friendlier and more relaxed here. Met some awesome people from the Midwest that live down here half the year and went sailing on a 60ft cat... for free. Rave: Extending our stay for another week. Work isn't happy but I am. Rant: Sitting at the bar using their wifi and getting eaten alive by teradactyl sized mosquitoes
RAVE: Had the company Christmas party last night. I almost didn't go because they usually suck. But it was being held in a hotel banquet room and there is a good bar in the hotel that I like going to. I got pretty drunk (with the only other 3 people that had "get drunk" as their goal for the night) and made it back to the party just in time for door prize drawings. They called my number and I got super excited since I never ever win anything. I threw my hands in the air and yelled "BOO-YAH!" I then proceeded to do some weird karate moves on my way up front where the guy verified my winning ticket. I took that opportunity to take the microphone from the guy and scream to the crowd full of older, sober people "TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF YOUR MERCILESS LEADER!" I'd say the overall reaction from the crowd was confusion. DOUBLE RAVE: The prize I won was a gps navigation system, which is really nice because I was looking at buying one. Granted, it's not as good as what I was looking at, but it does everything I need it to do and then some.
Rant: One of my guy "friends" stopped by. The man is outta town and he'd heard we weren't doing so well. He tried to get me to fuck him, which was unbearably awkward. I'm going to bed, fuck this shit. I might be drunk, but I'm not that girl.
rave: After 18 hours, I am finally home from work. I was expecting both shifts at the pub and club to be hell but under the circumstances everything went quite smoothly. Only lost my temper with customers twice (They started shouting at me to get served, I put them on a 5 minute time out. Yes I treat my customers like children, it does work though). Last time I had such a hectic weekend at work I really let the stress get to me, this time I was near enough serene, bouncing off the walls from the sheer amount of caffeine in my system, but mentally I was fine. rant: my right hand is completely covered in little cuts from slivers of glass. Clenching my fist tears open all of the cuts. getting them repeatedly soaked in alcohol was not fun. oh fuck, while we were getting some food after we finished work, walking past one of the clubs there was a guy with his arm SNAPPED IN FUCKING HALF at the wrist. The weird thing was, he was completely unfazed by it and seemed in a good mood. The story the bouncers were telling is that he 'fell' out of the club. Plausible... but knowing the bouncers at that club, its very unlikely he just fell.
Rant. I got a boot on my car today. 230 I don't have. Rant. I lost my car keys Rant. I'm typing this in a phone. Rant. The girl ive been hooking up with and really starting to like went home with her ex. Rant. I have no money no job and have been bumming ramen and easy MAC from my friends to eat. Rave. Tebow lost and cried.
Rant: I have decided that if I wake up to Taylor Swift one more time, I am going to put a pick-axe through my clock radio. I'm sorry Miss Swift, but have you ever read Romeo and Juliet? Yeah, that shit doesn't work out well for anyone. So why don't you just chill with the Capulets and stop injecting the wee hours of my mornings with homicidal rage.
Rave: We brought home the dog yesterday from the foster home. They are really nice folks, and they want to bring their dog to where we live so the two dogs can play together. Rave: We finally decided on a name: Dahlia. Yes, like 'The Black Dahlia.' Rave: She is so freaking sweet, it's ridiculous. And a bed hog.
Rave: Just had a friend text me that he joined the Mile High Club. With his hand. I don't think that counts...good for a laugh though.