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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    I give it 3 hours before Sack has half his car disassembled.
     
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    How come, due to a banking error on the part of the bank, I have to wait 48 hours for them to credit me what they should have in the first place? They said they'd credit it either way since it was their error so wtf? GIMME MY MONEY. Then you fucks can figure out where you deposited it.

    My lovely morning commute lasted twice as long because the freeways were parking lots.

    And Aunt Flo is in town.

    Merry Christmas.
     
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    I thought the flow stops after a certain age?
     
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    And I imagine at that size the amount of blood she loses over a typical cycle would be enough to save the lives of at least three to four car accident victims.

    Shegirl... you're not being very green.
     
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    Glad to hear the wonder car thats saving you so much money on gas is costing you money on parts. Kinda erases any perceived advantage.

    My water has been turned off in my apartment since 9am. I've had to go to Noodles 3 times to use the bathroom, I think they're catching on. Fucking incompetent apartment complex and plumbers.
     
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    Speaking of cars I'm considering buying this as my next vehicle:

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    To be honest though, I'm not totally sold on it. So I'm all ears if people have recommendations for a good coupe.
     
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    Anyone on the board from California, GA? If so, check your lottery tickets.
     
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Why not piss in the sink?
     
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    Good point, but where am I gonna shit? Thank God my sister lives in the area, I may stay with her tonight so I can brush my teeth and wash my clothes before I fly out to SD tomorrow.

    I'm seriously pissed about the whole thing.
     
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Maybe it's number 2.
     
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Garbage disposal ain't broke.
     
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    Yea, you guys are gross. I'd rather keep stopping by Noodles.
     
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    You mean being a 30k millionaire isn't cool? Guess I may as well throw myself into the sea.
     
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    ...they laugh at somebody who comes to their dealership to buy a car?

    I mean, I know about upselling, but taking any amount of money from a customer is usually a good thing in my book.
    If I ever shop for a BMW, I'm gonna say "Nah, I can't go higher than the baseline model, and I know you guys don't like that. I'll just get a Camry."

    Then again, that might be a great negotiating tool. 'Sack, you've got some ideas.
     
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    That's what we called our unborn, until we learned it was a she, at which point we started calling her "Cleta". After she was born I referred to her as "The larvae", 'cause she was all pink and wiggly.

    As for names, go with cheese. Works for male or female - Brie, Jack, Gouda . . . .
     
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    I've heard a few guys say for the first year after their kid was born it was more of a blob than anything else. A blob that cries and craps itself.
     
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    I don't know a guy named Brie but if I did, I'd have kick the shit out of him in middle school.



    I think people who buy new from the dealership are chumps. I honestly don't see where the savings would ever come in factoring in price drop for driving off the lot, warranty, maintenance fees, etc
     
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    Or you know, just Cheese, as 3 newborn boys were named Cheese this year.
     
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    I swear stupid people shouldn't be allowed to name their kids. They ought to be given a list of 10 traditional boys names (if its a boy) and 10 traditional girls names (if its a girl) and pick from those.

    No one should go through life named Chastity or Cheese.

    Btw doesn't it seem like the worst girls names are always worse than the worst boys names?
     
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    The Cajun restaurant two doors down from me is closing Sunday due to lack of business.

    Yes, this is the same place that tried to overcharge me for catering and I called him out on it. It's also the place that a couple people in my office say they got food poisoning from.


    Yet I still feel slightly melancholy because it's a small business and at one time I considered the owner a friendly acquaintance.
     
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