Sir, we might be able to come to an arrangement. Do you spit on it first? Oh, it's not for me. It is for a, uhh, friiiieeeeeeeend....
I remember on my old board this one guy said "I think my rep points speak for themselves." Funniest post ever. Except that he was serious, which doubled the hilarity. Oh, tell me wistful tales of what it's like to be a scene celebrity. Dork.
Jennifer Connelly used to be gloriously curvy like this: NSFW And now she is all not gloriously curvy: NSFW Why ya do that Jen?
You know what Jan 1st signifies for me? REST!!!! Usually for a good 3 months there is a period where we are doing not a goddamn thing activity-wise. No planning, prepping, sewing, buying, attending, wrapping, hanging, practicing, celebrating, making lists, checking them twice, exhausting sensory overload too much shit to do! Usually Sept-Dec is the busiest, but it seems like this past year it started in Mid-March with soccer and has been on ludicrous speed ever since. This coming year I don't expect things to start cranking up until late spring. It's going to be fantastic. I don't even care that we actually do have one activity - tap dance class for an hour on Saturday mornings. I will freaking take it, because it is INDOORS and it also means no soccer this spring because that would be a schedule conflict. Fuck yeah! January 1st gets a big ole sloppy kiss from me. (above rant may have been set off by the fact that I just finished putting together 14 santatizers for teacher/helper gifts)
Teenagers and white trash are intrinsically stupid. What kind of teenager can't find weed? I swear, when I was younger getting weed was easier than getting booze. That stuff is really nothing to fuck around with though. According to local news stories it causes psychosis in some people. And seriously, why would you get this crap instead of weed? Come January I'll be talking about going to the store and buying an 8th of something nice. Meanwhile some of you guys will be going to your dealer and getting some schwag that they swear is real maui waui.
Further proof that the addiction is not to marijuana or its synthetic brethren; rather, the addiction is to STUPID.
Well today I constructed a beer pong table with holes for the cups and built up a little and watched some cricket while drinking beer and now I'm going to go to our Squadron function and drink as much free beer as I can because I missed our section one last weekend. I am going to be proper fucked in a few hours. Happy drunken season Idiots.
I'm surprised there isn't a thriving black market for booze down under. If I lived there, I'd have a backyard still or try to import booze from the US or Asia.
Friday the 13th kids. And there are STILL guys on their Harleys riding to Port Dovet. In this garbage weather. Pure die hards.
Figure it's just poor people that can't afford the high grade shit dispensaries will sell. I have yet to see a report on Colorado where they show anything but the chron chron. I thought they just legalized that not your downtown brown brick weed from Mexico that usually gets rolled into blunts and mixed with 40 oz-ers.
Friday the 13th? Oooooo spooky! Know what else is spooky? Salem, MA-where I've fucking been for two fucking weeks. How does this fucking town survive? Every other store is a psychic readings place, a witches bookstore, a haunted this or that. Who the fuck likes this shit?
I was going to say morons. You have to love how they celebrate their town massacring a group of young girls via turning it into an emo tourist trap.