Funny Rep Comments

For my rant about accuracy in language I got these bits:

Followed quickly after by

 

In response to me sticking up for the tribe to Ballsack. Pretty hilarious.

 

You forgot fat women. Ugly, fat women = bad news bears.

 

In response to this rant:

*Oak Lawn is where all the gay guys hang out.

Experts, eh?

I'm not that vengeful. Besides, she's in another state.

 

In regards to my white tuxedo pic. I laughed full on for about 5 minutes at this one.

 

Got this one from dixiebandit69:

I'm afraid I don't know much about prostitutes, other than to remember lye, latex gloves, chloroform and a hacksaw for if I meet one...

 

For my workspace:

No shit, Sherlock.

So predictable.

 

I got this one from the guy/girl with the most appropriate nick on the board, ssycko. I laughed anyway:

Paging Pink Candy, I think we have a future deviant here for you...

 

for this post
http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=48132#p48132

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow. What in the fuck happened there that was so catastrophic that it set some sort of precedent that's common knowledge around here? I almost don't even want to know the real story since the one involving a gang horse rape is way funnier in my imagination. But seriously, this almost made me spit milk out of my nose.

 

After announcing my daughter took her first steps in a sprint, I recieved some lucidity from Gravitas:

 

Nope, you're just Canadian. That might be a new insult for me now... "Woah, Billy just shit himself!" "Don't be too hard on him, the kid's totally Canadian..."

 

For my post stating that Kim Kardashian is a good hate-fuck. For the record I don't find her particularly hot, she's pretty photoshopped (bad skin, hairy) even by normal people standards. This rep took me a while to understand.

I hope you plan on putting eight quarters into the pressure wand to detail your exterior after even being in the same room as that filthy, weather-beaten swamp hag. - Crown Royal

For my post stating that I'm going to Simon and Garfunkle this summer.

oh yeah, simon and garfunkel, this tour sponsored by Depends - Scotchcrotch

For the totally weird facebook thing that happened to me last night.

There must be something wrong with you. Hey, it's probably that thing you've been feeling self-conscious about lately! - Joe Canada

Since online validation seems pretty important to you, here's a green dot you poor thing. Ha ha ha. THat's GAY man. FUCK HER, CUNT! I'm drunk, your avatar made me smile. - Decateur Dave

[He was drunk off his ass, I asked him why he thought I cared about rep points via a PM and responded with the following:]

Spoiler

Subject: YOU CARE! YOU KNOW YOU DOooooooooooooo!

Body: Nah, I was just fuckin' with you cause that chick snubbed you. Online validation, yeah? No? Whatever my joke was a brick like Shaq from the free throw line. Heeeeeeey-O, FUCK THAT CUNT!

MY ONLINE HUMOR IS O-F-F off!

 

For this post:

And for the rave about my sister graduating and growing up:

Unfortunately, she sort of is.

 

From the car hook up thread I wrote;

Psychodyne's punk ass response;

Well played.

 

After I told a smelly pussy story:

Come on. That's just lame.

And just when I thought it was safe to talk about the weather, ballsack3.0 strikes again:

 

Poor Durbanite. It's been about a year and a half since he dropped that bombshell on us. Does anybody think it's happened yet?

 

Yikes. Poor Durbanite.

 

If you don't understand it, look at the dude's avatar. By the way, you're not allowed to change it. That video kills me every time.

 

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