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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    Noland and hoju had oddly similar suggestions..
     
    #261 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 8, 2011
  2. whatisinaname

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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    Thanks for the red, but do not come near my dog or my hairbrush!

    Seriously Sack, take stock of yourself. You've admitted to lying on your client billing hours (auto-disbarment), you said you spend all your time on documents and filing paperwork with the courts - grunt lawyer duties. You've NEVER been in trial, you hate your profession, you hate everyone on this board. You admitted on the old board to shoving a hairbrush up another guys ass and also allowing/not caring that your mother watched you jerk-off to completion. And, now you want to become a pizza delivery boy.

    I'm so happy that the Mods didn't ban your account when you went into that Superchump teen-angst rant. Remember that? You said fuck off all and posted that pic of you and Futurewife, or as I call the picture - Stork and a Dork. Now you want everyone to fear you, your blow, and whores. I'll give you this, you were Charlie Sheen before there was a Charlie Sheen - you Warlock, you.

    So yes TiB Superhero, you will fuck up us all - for you are Hairbrush Rapist Man, fearless of even Ass-To-Mouth with grooming devices. I salute you, Hairbrush Rapist Man!
     
    #262 whatisinaname, Apr 13, 2011
  3. AlmostGaunt

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    Hahaha. For my post about meeting an aspiring PUA, and learning of his website, Beyond Alpha:

    More Cowbell: "Man, and here I was being happy about reaching alpha status. I never even considered going BEYOND alpha."
     
    #263 AlmostGaunt, Apr 15, 2011
  4. Poopourri

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    #264 Poopourri, Apr 17, 2011
  5. taste_my_rainbow

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    For posting in the Avatar thread:
    The answer is: enough.
     
    #265 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 20, 2011
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    In response to my post about figure skating and gay dragons.
     
    #266 lhprop1, Apr 21, 2011
  7. PewPewPow

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    For my post in the Avatar thread.

    So apparently everyone thinks I'm gay.
     
    #267 PewPewPow, Apr 22, 2011
  8. Judas

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    From my post in the Avatar thread of me and all my whiteness.

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    I'm now on a search for a new Avatar.
     
    #268 Judas, Apr 23, 2011
  9. shimmered

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    for my post in the Avatar thread:
    That's your man-card to play...or not...either way, get your own pair at Target for $15.
     
    #269 shimmered, Apr 23, 2011
  10. fleafly

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    For my Post in the Avatar thread.
    Why are kids always so scary?

    I'm curoius what you thought I DID look like. As for the kid, that's obviously one I just stole off the playground.

    Good point, maybe it's time for a new Avatar.
     
    #270 fleafly, Apr 23, 2011
  11. Mantis Toboggan M.D.

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    For my contribution to the Avatar thread:

    I found his condolences amusing given the fact that the other picture I posted was taken in fucking AFGHANISTAN.
     
    #271 Mantis Toboggan M.D., Apr 24, 2011
  12. whatisinaname

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    Nett and Lust are plus 80. I'm plus 79, bastard. And, leave my bitch alone, sonny.
     
    #272 whatisinaname, Apr 24, 2011
  13. Parker

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    From this post

    Pato
     
    #273 Parker, Apr 25, 2011
  14. palmettosc

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    #274 palmettosc, Apr 26, 2011
  15. PIMPTRESS

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    For the "Hitting the Town" thread-

    Excellent point...


    For my posts in the "Eh, I'd do her" thread I got this from no use for a name-

    Whew!
     
    #275 PIMPTRESS, Apr 27, 2011
  16. jets22

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    For my post in the "What's your type?" thread:

     
    #276 jets22, Apr 27, 2011
  17. fleafly

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    Got the two reps yesterday.

    The funny thing is yesterday I was thinking about finding a new Avatar, now I'm torn.
     
    #277 fleafly, Apr 29, 2011
  18. LatinGroove

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    For one of my posts in the cooking thread. It's not funny until you realize I'm a dude.
     
    #278 LatinGroove, May 1, 2011
  19. MadDocker

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    As of the wedding night, someone is gonna fuck your sister. Kick his ass! Evolution

    Gave me a laugh.
     
    #279 MadDocker, May 2, 2011
  20. Blue Dog

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    For my confusion at the "planking" thing:

    Ha! You win.
     
    #280 Blue Dog, May 20, 2011
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