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DRUUUUUUNK T?HRE?AD! WOO! AH! YEAHQ WDT 8/11/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    ...The fuck?

    Well she's feeling fine, except her asshole is spraying brown water.
     
    #301 Juice, Aug 13, 2011
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    I'm drinking a bottle of Gamay from Sugarbush (that's what I'm gonna call my vagina from now on) and it is sooooooo good
     
    #302 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
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    I just woke up.
     
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    I guess anal's off the menu for you tonight, huh?
     
    #304 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    No, that's nature's lube.
     
    #305 Kratos, Aug 13, 2011
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    Tonka wants to know what's so funny about his picture.
     
    #306 $100T2, Aug 13, 2011
  7. Juice

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    Never. It depends on the Sting Ring factor.
     
    #307 Juice, Aug 13, 2011
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    Nothing, I'm a dog nut (as shown by my constant pictures on the pet thread). Tonka's awesome.

    Let's get back to the asparagus fetish on this board.
     
    #308 Kratos, Aug 13, 2011
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    G. Ross.
     
    #309 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    #310 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    A soothing combination of cheap bourbon shots, mushrooms, green, and whippits does a body good. By which I mean that I just tried to heat leftovers for breakfast and couldn't work my own microwave. If you listen carefully you can actually hear the dead brain cells decomposing. Urg.

    Also, last night a girl I've been chasing ended up fucking a guy who was running around with a wand quoting spells from some MMORPG. This may have contributed to my excess.
     
    #311 AlmostGaunt, Aug 13, 2011
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    I'm out of wine. This is a probelm
     
    #312 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Beer time?

    Did husband ever get that dessert?
     
    #313 Nom Chompsky, Aug 13, 2011
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    Yeah he did! But I didn't swallow. Bad hooker.

    I don't want beer right now - it'll make so bloated. I might have to drink white (gross)
     
    #314 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
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    Pity.

    Redemption.
     
    #315 Nom Chompsky, Aug 13, 2011
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    Where'd it all go? (As if I didn't know...)

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    #316 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    Bastard. So true.
     
    #317 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
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    I would never waste red wine on my tits!
     
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    Angel are you coming to the drag show with me?! You need to.
     
    #319 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
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    I know a lot of drag performers.

    Hooker, when do you repost god's two bounteous gifts?
     
    #320 Nom Chompsky, Aug 13, 2011
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