At the very least you have to update the soundtrack a little bit. The old folks like me would still like the original but I don't see kids today listening to Kenny Loggins.
Who the fuck doesn't listen to the mayor of the Danger Zone? Kenny Loggins is alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout him. I dare you to listen to "Footloose" without you and everybody around you breaking into impromptu dance numbers. I DARE you.
I like it, but I'm 38. I'm thinking that the whole teen/early 20s Lady Gaga/Kesha/whatever crap is popular now/ crowd won't want to hear Kenny Loggins and "Let's Hear it for the Boy". Blasphemy yes, but you know I'm probably right.
I'm taking a break from not studying (see my post in the "Admit you suck" thread about total lack of study skills) and just watched Stuart Scott on the halftime show of the Celtics-Heat game. Is it the rum, or is his left eye looking about 50 degrees off center? Kinda like "He had crooked eyes. One eye was looking at me, the other one was looking at Rick"? EDIT: I googled that. Apparently he has a glass eye or some sort of injury. Maybe he needs to take it to Pep Boys and get that shit mounted and balanced. I'm going to burn in hell for that.
Its not the rum He was lazy-eyed before that accident, but unfortunately, getting hit in the face didn't correct it, just made it worse.
Now I may have bought roses at a grocery store, but I am not the 40 year old cheapskate buying a half dead sunflower in the $3.99 mother's day bin. Come on, even Andre Yates gets a bouquet daisies. Oh, and for all the mommies tomorrow:
No doubt, but let's just hope the remake THIS scene somehow. Ladies, if this doesn't fire up your baby-making device I suggest you check your pilot light. Punch-dance your rage away. Also, John Lithgow should play the same role as the hellfire preacher, only this time he should also kill some people and break his daughter's fingers.
I am happy to admit I have never seen Footloose or Dirty Dancing. Or St. Elmo's Fire. But speaking of remakes, I am still in disbelief that Conan the Barbarian is being remade. That's fucking criminal right there.
Speaking of great 80s flicks, Cobra is on Encore Action right now. He's just about to cut his pizza with scissors, because that's bad ass.
Yes, Marcus Nispel is driecting it. He directed those, like, totally awesome remakes of Texas Chainsaw and Friday the 13th. Wait a minute, they completely sucked. The guy playing Drogo on Game of Thrones- Lisa Bonet's husband is Conan. Conan the Polynesian. Fucking heresy. Stay tuned for remakes of The Thing and Fright Night as well. Citizen Kane soon maybe while we're at it? Not one fucking coffee waiter in L.A. can write something original?
What does Princess Diana have in common with a landmine? They're both easy to lay and very expensive to get rid of.
What do Kate Middleton and bin Laden have in common? They were both taken from the rear by Navy Sailors, and took a shot in the face.
Jesus, it's fucking May. Why is there still snow on the mountains and all the plants are dead? That's some devil shit right there. Oh fuck. A buddy just handed me a green fucking egg. I'm not a complete idiot, but I gave in to peer pressure and ate it. That was a mistake. It was pickled in Jalapeno juice and fire. And it was fucking green. Fucking green. That should've been my first clue. My mouth now tastes like satan shot his load with a vengence.
That joke would have been so much funnier if it were about domestic violence. Question: why do people keep inappropriately capitalizing words? Neither navy or sailor should be capitalized.
Non-sequitor: looking for a good game to play on my PS3 while the PSN is still down. I was thinking of breaking out a good PSone game, any suggestions?
I'm drinking a beer after a fourteen hour workday. My fagalicious carny of an ex has "decided not to help" with some tuition for our son, because he lost his job again. So I have to come up with an extra $270 a month on my own.I can manage it, but why am I paying for his inability to hold a fucking job??? I want to castrate him like a bull calf- rubber band and a knife, I'm thinking a very dull, serrated one. Then I want him to eat his own tiny marbles... I'm angry. Make me laugh, TiB!!!