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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Slip Crown the tongue. You know you want to.
     
    #441 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Man, that's so true. I've had to switch to hiking, but that means I have to up the distance to get the same benefit. If I don't go every day, I wind up staring at the ceiling at 2am. Getting into the sport is a blessing and a curse.
     
    #442 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Sounds naughty. Maybe you need to do some sort of strip show for the Crown to give up the goods.
     
    #443 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    I repeat, FedEx delivers to Texas rush delivery. Riggins hungry.
     
    #444 Riggins, Dec 25, 2009
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    It is an addiction! Pushing myself with the blood and music pounding through my ears....It is my ritual.
     
    #445 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    I fuck for exercise. It's more fun than pilates. (I can't run because of nerve damage in my feet)
     
    #446 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Yoga, it will tighten up your vagina. That's what guys like.
     
    #447 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    Jesus, that sounds horrible. Here's hoping you never get nerve damage in your vag.
     
    #448 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    There's nothing wrong with asking to see boobies.
     
    #449 VanillaGorilla, Dec 25, 2009
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    To use your words, though: Consider the source. In the last week I've had "Tits, please" and "Cum Dumpster" used in the introduction from board members. Not the kinda thing that makes a sensible chick interested.
     
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    Amen to that. I was a dancer for 10 years and well... tapping on concrete for that long will do major damage. I had one nerve removed from my left foot and refuse to have anymore surgery. Learning to walk on a partially numb foot was not fun. I have sensation in the area now but it's not normal and there is other damage that was never fixed.

    Kegels for the vag tightness by the way... I could break your finger with my vag. It's SUPER STRONG!

    You're just saying that because you've asked to see them.
     
    #451 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    But remember this, 100 NOs and 1 YES means YES. All they have to do is keep asking and eventually they'll get them. On that note, Boobies please.
     
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    Crown up nose, burns like fire.

    Ahahahahahahaa!
     
    #453 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Yeah, that really makes a guy want to stick his dick in that... Penile injury is no joke.

    1st drink down. I may have to throw an ambien down to hasten the pace (and take wagers of course).
     
    #454 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    You thought fingering (or finger bangin', as the kids say) is for pleasure? What the hell dude. You gotta loosen it up...

    ok so maybe I can't break a finger, but it's tight
     
    #455 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Sure, but the propositions don't have to be so damn mean. For example, I sent TMR a PM not too long ago just letting her know that if she needed someone to proof her boobies pics before she posted them that I'd be happy to help. A little creepy? Fuck yes that's a little creepy! I'm sort of ashamed of myself. Could it work? You never know.

    Even then, some nice guy did say tits please.

    Here's what's really fun- the other half leaves herself signed-in and I send out PM's and rep points in her name propositioning female board members for threesomes. Is it ever going to work? Probably not. Is it awesome? Yep.
     
    #456 VanillaGorilla, Dec 25, 2009
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    Man, it's gonna be tough to bet on Kratos' tolerance tonight. You've got all the practice from the holidays, plus you're big. Hmm.

    I say 20 beer and 5 Ambien. Let the games begin.
     
    #457 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I don't have to loosen anything up with what I'm throwing around.


    huh?
     
    #458 MooseKnuckle, Dec 25, 2009
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    I'm no Canadian, that's out of my reach. Plus I have the wild card of booze instead of beer. This makes things more interesting.

    First episode of 24 down, my adrenaline went from 0 to Jack Bauer already.
     
    #459 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    That small huh? Send me a picture. hehe.
     
    #460 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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