I threw out my back this morning masturbating. Not even a fucking joke, this shit hurts.* *Thank god the internet lets me admit this to someone.
If there's something wrong with it, I don't ever want to be right. I'm up to 3 so far. Where's everyone else at?
I think I just saw Pauly D from the Jersey Shore doing an ad for Miracle Whip. The hair makes more sense now.
Wha.... what the fuck were you doing? Excuses, excuses. Today it's her folks need her, tomorrow it's a 'headache.' Enjoy the married life.
I feel like I need to re-examine my technique. I'm not doing anything that would remotely endanger my back. I can't decide if that's good or bad.
Oh, please. There are several million Americans who would prefer to celebrate "family day" over some other day like martin luther king day. Just as assuredly as millions of Americans would rename saturday "reaganday" and sunday "jesusday".
I think its because my new computer chair sits real low and I couldn't get enough leverage. I mean, its heavy lifting...masturbating and all.
I had a dream last night that I fell asleep on a plane, which I'm usually unable to do, in the middle seat in coach between two other people I didn't know. I woke up, more comfortable than ever, with: The seat fully reclined (as far as you can recline it in coach) Me sleeping on my stomach, with my head on the base of the seat and my torso ascending the seat back behind me: \_o One leg pointing up in the air behind me, foot resting on the top of the seat My other leg wrapped around the back of the seat somehow. My big question was how I managed to get into that position, while asleep, without kicking the people in the seats next to me.
So, did you actually fall asleep on the plane or did you have a dream that you slept on the plane and you woke up within the dream, or what?
No no, I was in my house sleeping in my bed, and I had a dream that I was flying on a plane, and then in the dream I fell asleep on the dream plane, and woke up (still in the dream) in the most comfortable yet contorted position ever, without having disturbed the occupants of the seats next to me (who were also not real). Then Leonardo DiCaprio showed up and tried to tell me my father never loved me.
Hey, here's an explanation as to how the people next to you weren't disturbed: IT WAS A DREAM. It must be said, a lot of awfully important historical figures have been flat-out commies. George Orwell and Nelson Mandela to name just two, not to mention a whole lot of godless commies who did a lot of the leg work behind the civil rights movement but never quite got the recognition of King. There's nothing wrong recognizing that communists have done important and good things historically. It says nothing about the validity of communism as a system of government or economics.
Natalie Zea is fucking gorgeous. Some great pictures in Esquire here. Which led to this tumblr/photo blog thing Which led to this picture which is phenomenal. Spoiler