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9/13/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 13, 2013.

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  1. shimmered

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    oh GOD no. NOT ME. I was bouncing around on Reddit, happy to look at gross cuts and stuff.

    No no. Someone had to show a pic of freebleeding. Now I have a sad. I have a giant, unbelievable SAD. And my eyes hurt.
     
    #121 shimmered, Sep 15, 2013
  2. Crown Royal

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    My imagination is telling me that it's stomach-churning, whatever it may be.

    Okay, I looked it up and... What IS that? A stance against tampons? How liberated must one pretend to be in order to get attention in this day and age?

    And what brand of bleach would be best?
     
    #122 Crown Royal, Sep 15, 2013
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    I was sad because my boss listens to his Syrius radio at work and a song comes on and I think "this sounds like Demi Levato" and then I realize I know what Demi Levato sounds like on the radio.

    I refuse to google freebleeding.
     
    #123 happyfunball, Sep 15, 2013
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    That sounds like some kind of extreme sport.
     
    #124 Danger Boy, Sep 15, 2013
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    Toxic Shock Syndrome is sexy.
     
    #125 scotchcrotch, Sep 15, 2013
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    Why are you trying to stay away from porn? You didn't go get religious did you?
     
    #126 toddamus, Sep 15, 2013
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    I quit porn a while back and my libido shot through the damn roof. Also it's not surprising Sack had a hard time staying off porn. Like anything else it can be an addiction, one we're not designed for.
    http://yourbrainonporn.com/
     
    #127 FreeCorps, Sep 15, 2013
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    Cool, that works. Just don't replace one addiction with another and get hooked on religion. I don't want you coming on here telling us how awesome your life is with Jesus in it.
     
    #128 toddamus, Sep 15, 2013
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    Like how much porn are we talking? I always see these websites and hear these stories and I get anxiety. I mean, I have no issues with libido. Its outrageous, but the last thing I want is it fucking with my actual sex life. I'd like to believe my consumption is normal.
     
    #129 JWags, Sep 15, 2013
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    I mean you guys are still jerking off? I could make do without porno but if I stopped jacking it my life would spin out rather fast.
     
    #130 Kubla Kahn, Sep 15, 2013
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    Seriously, how much porn were you guys watching? Its hard for me to imagine becoming addicted to it. Its easy for me to imagine becoming addicted to drugs, sex, adrenaline, working out, but porn? Don't get it.
     
    #131 toddamus, Sep 15, 2013
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    You still use a sock? Chafing sucks man. Microfiber towels for the win.
     
    #132 Flat_Rate, Sep 15, 2013
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    You can also fold a paper towel into sort of a "cum catcher", which works well in a pinch.
     
    #133 Danger Boy, Sep 15, 2013
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    I hear watching/making too much porn leads to blowing guys you met online in a parking lot while your significant other is home.
     
    #134 TX., Sep 16, 2013
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    Kind of a callback to earlier in the thread about house hunting. Last year when we were house hunting, one place we went into the teenage boy's room. Right next to his computer was a big ole bottle of Jergens. I mean, maybe he likes having soft hand.
     
    #135 Currer Bell, Sep 16, 2013
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    3 ply tissues with soothing Aloe is always on the shopping list. Hey, I have a sensitive nose.

    She just bought the Kingdom Hearts HD remake for PS3, she'll be occupied for a decent while.
     
    #136 mav_ian, Sep 16, 2013
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    Could PETA be a bigger bunch of whiney, attention-starved pricks? Be happy anybody listens to you in the first place, faggy-bags.
     
    #137 Crown Royal, Sep 16, 2013
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    So apparently shit is going down in DC...


    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/16/us/dc-navy-yard-gunshots/index.html?hpt=hp_t1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/16/us/dc-nav ... ?hpt=hp_t1</a>
     
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    My little brother got married Friday and I was the only family member who attended, as we are shunned. The bride had 4 generations of family present. My brother kept thanking me for coming, because it is a lonely sensation when your family ignores you like that. I kept telling him to shut the fuck up, he's my baby brother and I am always there for him. They are the crazy ones, I am being normal. It was intense though, because the bride's family really tried hard for me to be appreciated and to inquire about our fucked up family at once. I was just meeting nearly all of them for the first time.

    Nothing a flask of bourbon couldn't cure.
     
    #139 PIMPTRESS, Sep 16, 2013
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    All I can think is "please don't be my dad" as he is a naval employee who does some work there and who sometimes seems on the edge
     
    #140 kuhjäger, Sep 16, 2013
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