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6/6/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 6, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I liked the first, and hated the sequel with a fiery passion. Who was the weird-looking Korean guy they replaced Sean Patrick Flannery with??
     
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    Flannery must have visited Meg Ryan's cosmetic butcher. He looks like the Asian Hugo Weaving in Cloud Atlas. Why do people do that to themselves? Give me one example of when a face lift worked out for somebody.
     
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    Yeah, if Stern were in charge, all this would be swept under the rug and he'd pretend it didn't happen. Kinda like a mob boss, "yous only sees what I wants yous to sees."

    I liked that halftime interview with Sterling last night, which the reporter admitted on camera was supposed to be about the game but in light of the Sterling-pulling-consent-to-sell news turned into questions about that. Sterling just went along with it like ok, let's talk about that then. He even went off the cuff and talked more about what he knew instead of just answering the reporter's questions (such as when he mentioned that the league actually asked Shelly to indemnify them, instead of her doing it on her own; discussing their wait-and-see technique, etc).
     
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    His best friend can stop time. Why are you so surprised about him not aging?
     
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    Have you seen the Dumb and Dumber To trailer yet? Carey and Daniels look exactly the same two full decades later. Exactly. Rachel Weisz looks exactly the same twenty years later. The key? NOT having pathetic, insecure butchery done to your face. Susan Sarandon is almost 70 and I STILL think she looks good.
     
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    So apparently I should've been watching American Ninja Warrior this whole time.
     
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    That title is a farce. There is only ONE American Ninja and his name is Michael motherfucking Dudikoff.
     
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    YOUR TEETH LOOK LIKE THEY ARE WRITING A NOVEL IN WING DINGS

    <a class="postlink" href="http://teespring.com/FUCKTODDANDJESSICA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://teespring.com/FUCKTODDANDJESSICA</a>
     
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    I think I just might get "YOU ARE A BITCH OF THE HIGEST ORDER" carved into my tombstone.
     
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    What...I...I don't understand...
     
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    What's not to understand? The guy spells it all out. And made a lovely t-shirt to commemorate it.
     
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    It's a fantastic revenge scheme, and he's sold way more than the quota. I hope it goes viral.
     
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    So a guy in Arizona was just arrested for discharging a firearm. He was, literally, trying to shoot the moon. Now I don't think ToyToy is in AZ, but I think HE would at least has a grasp on what "escape velocity" means.
     
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    I'm going to assume alcohol was a factor.
     
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    According to his girlfriend/whatever, he said he screamed about seeing Halley's Comet and started opening fire on the moon with a sidearm. Halley's hasn't doesn't even hit its aphelion for almost a decade-- it's still moving away from Earth WAY the fuck out in the Kuiper Belt.

    I've been plenty drunk in my life but not drunk enough to see a comet that's two billion miles away.
     
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    Yeah, because whether or not it was ACTUALLY Haley's comet was the issue.
     
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    Then I'll assume being a resident of Arizona was the important factor.
     
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    I'm going to assume what happened to this wall also happened to his brain.

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    Well, Arizona is clearly full of racists that think all comets look alike.
     
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    Arizona is my favourite state in the USA to visit, its so damn beautiful its insane. I want to live there, and I WILL retire there or die trying. However when I say this, Americans are quick to remind me that there are people who live in Arizona as well...

     
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