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3/28/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 28, 2014.

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  1. dewercs

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    I can tell you from experience Kato that you do need to worry about it today, you have gone past the point of no return by even discussing the possibility of marriage with your girlfriend, from the sounds of it your chick is way cool but when they know marriage is the next step the screws start to tighten.
    It is like blood in the water, once other females sense that there is a marriage in the near future they all start "joking" with you, and man those jokes sure are funny.

    In short, you are fucked.

    The important thing for you is to establish your hunting, fishing and shooting habits and yearly schedule prior to getting married because that is all that really matters, at least to me and I go kill shit all the time and am happily married.
     
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    I think you did him a favor. Now if only you can direct him to the nearest intersection to play in, you will be golden.
     
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    Dear Google: I am trying to figure out how to gaslight my coworkers, not how to deal with my coworkers gaslighting me. Get your act together.
     
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    Against my better judgment, I sent a message to my ex boyfriend in response to his 3am LinkedIn connection request. I feel like I might come to regret this decision.
     
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    How so?
     
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    The last time I saw him, he was chasing me out of a bar while shouting obscenities at me into a karaoke microphone.
     
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    Maybe you're a sucker for drama?
     
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    Or maybe, even through the cursing, the man's singing voice was like a fuckin' angel's.
     
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    I've been trying to do that from the start. Four deer seasons later (yes I'll measure our relationship that way) she does recognize how that stuff is important to me and legitimately respects it. At least I've been telling myself that. We mutually respect each others interests and so far it has worked for us... I have my hunting/fishing/camping weekends and she has her shopping/spa weekends. We've planned some trips simultaneously where she visits friends out of state while I am off the grid up North too. We go fishing around the Twin Cities, do some target shooting together, and are planning on doing some easy camping trips this summer.

    Becoming proficient in the kitchen has paid off in other ways, for example when I was talking about turkey hunting this past weekend she responded by asking how I was going to cook the bird. As long as I turn the critters and fish I bring from into tasty meals, she'll be happy (her words, not mine).

    She also thinks camouflage and dirty work clothes are very sexy, I have this going for me.
     
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    Good to know, maybe this is what she has in mind for her wedding.

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  11. katokoch

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    Is she just licking his moustache? Not even kissing, just licking off the beer residue.

    You know I threw it out there, I mean I have enough gear to oufit myself plus her and others. My newer synthetic camo is WAY more comfortable than any dress too, and it never looks dirty!

    She looked at me like I had a dick growing on my forehead... immediately said no and in a number of ways. I don't get it.

    No I am not serious about that, she totally said yes to it.
     
  12. Crown Royal

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    It is a sleazy industry that takes full advantage of people. The funeral industry as well.

    Speaking of which, the "homeless selfie" trend is pitiful enough, but selfies at funerals? What is wrong with youth?
     
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    Starved for attention, as usual.

    I don't care if this is real or not- it's hilarious.

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    It was real. It's one of three signs that popped up in Trinity Bellwoods (a staunchly anti-Ford neighbourhood in Toronto) this morning. Here are the other two.
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    They're gone now, though. Removed this afternoon.
     
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    I think Ford's brother is a much big asshole, I wish he would fucking kill himself. Those two, especially together are walking attack ads on themselves. Like Doug Ford bitching on how Kevin Spacey wouldn't give him an autograph. You're a loud, obnoxious sack of smashed assholes. Be surprised he didn't pepper spray you.
     
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    Black Jeopardy was the funniest skit SNL has had in a long, long time.
     
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    Immunizations today = my arms hurt like a mofo. I'm hoping to parlay this into not having to make dinner tonight.

    I also found out this morning that I have a second interview next week. I'm not sure if these jitters are from that news or the shots.
     
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    Oh. Canada?

    Hey, Canada, good thinking with the name Canola.

    "The name was coined partially to avoid the negative connotations of rape."

    I was driving in southwest Georgia yesterday. I have seen lots of different crops around here, but I wasn't used to seeing these striking yellow blooms in this area. (spoilered for huge)

    So, I took a picture so I could look it up later. Though it might have made people think of James Bond, Canola is definitely better than Double-oh Rapeseed. I had no idea there is a Rapeseed Association of Canada.
     

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    Re: Oh. Canada?

    I have to think there would be some difficulties in trying to market "Rape Oil".
     
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    Oh that? That's just the autism setting in. But fret not, my friend, for the answers to all your problems are right here.
     
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