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2013 Veterans Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 8, 2013.

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  1. shimmered

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    If we had a best ass contest it would come down to women with asses like 12 year old boys or heffalumps like that. No in between. America is terrified of cellulite but not what causes it.
     
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    Gaaahhhh.

    There's a place that has a mechanical bull. WE ARE GOING TJERE TOMORROW NIGJT. IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!

    I'm taking pictures!!! This will rule!!!

    I've wanted to do this forgefrr and I'll be drunk enough to do it
     
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    Judging by that photo, a google search, and the catastrophe of porcine proportions I saw in the past couple days (salt of the earth people!), America is indeed not terrified of cellulite, but actively championing it. Our flag will soon be replaced by a kid with perpetual sweat stains waving a bag of yellow, liquid ass meat. Waving it until he gets tired and gets a snack.

    Burger King has their own McRib sandwich now. It costs $1. Nothing costs that little, so what in the fuck is it made from? WHAT IS IT MADE FROM?

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    #463 CharlesJohnson, Nov 15, 2013
  4. The Village Idiot

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    And so it begins...
     
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    I retract my statement. You're absolutely right. Barf.
     
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    I personally think that Brazilian chick's ass looks disgusting. And in less than 10 years, it will look like a bag of wet clothes. No tone or definition. Just a lot of size.

    This is a great one...
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    #466 xrayvision, Nov 15, 2013
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    Indeed. The Reef girls are where it's at. Their ass game is always on point.
     
    #467 caseykasem, Nov 15, 2013
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    Ok so I'm stuck drinking straight vodka(which i like but i enjoy flavor) because this bloody Mary mix is shit, way to much pepper. Anyone have a a good recipe? Cj I'm looking at you.
     
    #468 iamduffy, Nov 15, 2013
  9. Flat_Rate

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    Yeah put ice in a glass and add vodka.

    Or make a Bloody Bull

    The definitive ass

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    or maybe

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    or if you're like me, this ass

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    another just for shits

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    There's a bachelor party ging on and he had a post of thing to check off. We fulfilled flashng boobs and he signed my chest. We bount. Himmdringls. Texan tried to stick his tongue down my throat. Blah.
     
    #470 happyfunball, Nov 15, 2013
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    What in the fuck is the matter with you? Her ass may as well start in her shoulders. She looks like a Dick Tracy villain. She went to the plastic surgeon and requested that look you know.

    I am not a vodka aficionado. If you can't find something on this site, god help you. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.drinkboy.com/Spirits/Default.aspx?itemid=34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.drinkboy.com/Spirits/Default.aspx?itemid=34</a>

    I just use seltzer and a bit of lemon. Very refreshing, simple. Doesn't water it down so you can get black out quick and wake up with 40 sent messages of your balls.
     
    #471 CharlesJohnson, Nov 15, 2013
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    Wait wait, you were working under the table? What kind of ballet studio was this?

    Excellent. What kind of dringls did you bount him?
     
    #472 iczorro, Nov 15, 2013
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    Wut!?

    That's the 12 year old boy ass I was talking about.

    Feels like a bag of warm peanut butter when you squeeze it.
     
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    She's fine. We are allowed to like all sorts of butts. So long as they aren't filled with silicone. I think you should give us some photographic examples of the ass you find acceptable. At least 3 examples for posterior- posterity.

    The real question is if I start a second beer or not.
     
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    I'm fixing wasted. There neda to be a24 hope breakfast place in Germany
     
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    For the [hopefully deleted] record, if this is 12 year old ass I'm missing out on a lot of action in illegal places. Seriously, wut? That thing looks pow pow pow. I've got to go because I'm heading to the gym in 12 minutes and my bag of peanut butter just finished in the microwave.
     
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    I agree that that is a nice nice ass. Nice shape, nice curves. A 12 year old boy ass is more like this.....who is a VS model by the way
     

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    I feel like this is something that I have missed out on that should be on my bucket list. Literally, from the time I was a wee bairn, Urban Cowboy threw down that gauntlet and my life won't be complete until I do it.
     
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    We are going to Cadillac rad if. I believ r. You can come of you want.
     
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    Hold up - Cadillac Ranch in National Harbor??
     
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