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Age of first kiss: 6 Age of first orgasm: 12 Age when first blowjob given: 16 Age when first blowjob received: Oral sex at 16. Age when virginity...
When I was 16, my mother married her third husband. Good guy. We wanted us to have dinner together every night as a family. This was new to my...
Yeah, that towel thing...what is that? I even collected the ruined towels and put them aside for him to use if he ever need to wipe up motor oil...
Great idea! A reason to wear my wedding dress again too! I'm totally doing that next year. This year I'm going as Maude Lebowski. Red wig,...
It's the song Gloria by Laura Brannigan. I didn't think it wise to use my God given stripper name as a handle on the TMMB. I needed an alias,...
I'm going to plug the Pioneer Woman. She's great for beginners, what with all the photos and clear, step by step instructions. She even tells...
I don't know what the fuck I just did. I'm a guy on the map.
I had the pleasure of pure MDMA the first time I tried E. That was oh...1999? 1998? I remember repeatedly telling all my friends that it was my...
1986 Pontiac Parisienne Brougham My father bought it for me to keep me safe. Which was wise, 'cause I can't drive for shit. To this day. I hit...
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