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Whoa, sorry bae... I know since we first met things haven't gone perfect. I promised you a hot tub at one point. It didn't necessarily happen, but...
Honestly, comedy is not going well, but I came back here to let everyone know ND and QB (Im not gonna say actual names) possibly spent a weekend...
I'm new here, but do you guys like puppies or kittens??
Hey Ballsack, Good to see you're still jerking off into a sink all these years later. Successful Lawyer, Serial Sink Jerker, President of...
Hahahaha glory hole each other! Thank you king of the internet for your intelligent discourse AND bonus 4chan gif. You are the man, playa. You are...
Looks like you spent a considerable amount of time google image searching and then photoshopping pictures of shirtless dudes. Damn, stop showing...
So, if I'm following you, what you're implying is that I need to import some viagra from another country... another country, like say, the US of...
Yeah, I made sure to pass out at all their houses. I'm going to have to arrange that in Toronto too. Is it customary for me to bring the viagra?...
And then when they find out it's because you physically held my hand around your penis and did it while I was passed out after you roofied me at a...
Fag, Canadian, Male Rapist... it's all the same when we're ripped on coke in our mother's basement pretending to be a lawyer. "They tried to make...
Uh-oh looks like I passed out at one of your parties. Don't forget to anally molest me so you can laugh about what a fag I am. So, big daddy, how...
Oh man, believe me, I know that. But it's given me a lifelong goal in comedy -- to become a more popular google search result than the Family Guy...
haha nope. The national contest isn't until the 28th. I was just trying to predict the future.
Ladies and Gentlemen, THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME:
I can’t believe I’m posting this, but here it goes. A disclaimer: Thank you for those that "get" the joke. First, for those that seem to miss the...
Pot... Kettle
You're asking me about fucking a dude after you just had a photograph posted on the internet exposing you getting Chinese-fingercuffed by two...
Derrrr you should name a girl Carl
Awww shit. Guess who'll be playing Mr. Tiger Woods in an upcoming oscar-worthy biopic performance? You know him as Tyler Knight.
Full disclosure, the following link is a site under the network I'm writing for... still, I think it'll be of interest to some of you. Life at...