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Hahahahaha. Not a chance! There would have been some sort of cosmic event signaling that turn of events. I forgot how much in demand her tits...
Jesus H. Christ I'm feeling old now. A full decade, huh? Even though I didn't post much, I met some damn decent folks here. I went off kinda...
This is actually turning into a really neat debate. On one side there's the "Sure you can have my shit, I don't care" and on the other there's a...
Re: Bye, bye Miss American Pie Yeah really. I mean, if we're talking cow pies or moon pies, yeah I can see the problem...but real eat-able...
Jokes are loved and hated by all no matter what kind of joke they are. I could tell a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke and some people...
This is no lie. I got my wife one of those as a stocking stuffer for Christmas, and she got me one of these. They really DO make cheaper booze...
That even the shortest month can briefly grow in a way they'll never be able too? Unless you count dwarf boners, I suppose. … I just went to...
Because nothing enhances the mood like implying she's a filthy, disease ridden, lousy whore. "Hold on, baby, I gotta get the Scroguard on too,...
These last several posts literally made my head explode.
The guy I currently report to and I have talked about this before. I have always thought it was an Interview Amateur Hour question, yet he always...
nope...no one makes puntine like you do, baby.
"what are yew dewin'?" "relax...like really relax, because when that dude in the red hat tries to shake my hand, he's gettin' a stink palm of his...
what does this clown do? she's a po and you're a fed, is he also in any le capacity? can he fuck with you, or do you think if he knows who you...
drought my ass….there’s gallons of water around here if you know where to find it.
Hard drive encryption. Yay or nay? I don't have anything illegal (as if I'd admit to it) on my computer, I use AxCrypt to overwrite everything I...
And YOU said people would be idiots to want to become a mod. Whatever, I'm not jealous. Am NOT.
This is the main reason I hunt and fish. For me, it's not so much about the actual hunt. I mean, it's fun and all, but I'm not doing it to get a...
Yeah. They call it a fractured penis. I know this because one time, about 20 years ago, I was in the ER being told that's what happened to me....
I don't remember if we've done this before, or if it even has legs, but here goes. A buddy of mine was killed in a motorcycle accident earlier...
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