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You know “Lembas Bread” from LotR? I’m 100% convinced that stuff tastes just like a Popeyes’ Biscuit. With regards to garden tool metaphors used...
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Canada Day... Pfft. [img]
Its not Thanksgiving anymore, Goddamn it. Its friggin' Christmas, you jerks!
First World Problem... Can you honestly tell someone who is so excited and generous that they bought you ugly shoes? I promise that its not that...
For a little something new this week, we will now sometimes have OFFICIAL alcohols for some weeks. Whenever there is an OFFICIAL Drink of the Week...
I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my deepest and most sincere regret to everyone here, and humbly beg for forgiveness from each...
The 4th falls on a Wednesday next week, which pretty much throws any possibility of productivity out the window. So hey, why not get drunk and...
You know, I never pay attention to shit. I don't know what's going on half to time I'm doing things. And I always feel bad when I close a drunk...
I was sitting with my son on the couch yesterday evening before bedtime, watching episodes of Baby Einsteins on youtube, when I started to think-...
I thought yall might appreciate this: La Esposa gave me my Fathers Day gift early. It was a neat little storybook that she made herself. The...
My older brother was in town a few weeks ago, and it was the first time in about 6-8 months that both of my brothers and me were together....
I don't know how many parents we have here that will get this, but I friggin' love this duck. On a side note, do blind people get tickets for...
Focus: If you had to switch bodies with someone, who would you choose and why? It can be someone you know, someone famous, anything. After the...
Going with a theme from the Promiscuity thread- Focus: What's one thing that you'd be happier not knowing after you learned it? Did you ask...
I just told my wife about this place, and she is interested in whats going on here. She will answer most of your questions, but be respectful....
You know what's fun? Coming home from your workout early in the morning, going to your truck to get something before going into your house,...
So yeah, I just had this text exchange with The Wife: The Wife: I cannot wait to geeeet home and cuddle with 'tchu! Me: Woooooo Cuddle Party...
I was hanging out on my parents' front porch the other evening, having a toddy with my dad and talking of random things. At one point, he...
Well, today is my birthday. Today is also my son's birthday. I'm 29. He's 1. ... I guess I'm going to let him have the limelight THIS time. But...