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I'm at least 30% less attractive now than I was 7 years and 2 kids ago. But the next 7 years may wear me down another 30%. So in the spirit of...
Yesterday I watched the episode of Schitts Creek "Moira's Nudes" and it really hit home. I got to talking to a friend about it today, and how...
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I have been gorging myself on all of the awesome match-ups today. And I had been planning on going strong through the Washington/Oregon game, but...
I just watched the Purple Kansas/OU game... feels like I was watching this... [media]
Spoiler For Sports Rant. (College Football. OU) [spoiler] Rave! Grey Goose La Poire on the rocks!! (p.s. love that "pear" is a feminine noun...)
Mya gets it right on all accounts.
Fuck teachin' writin'. OK kids suck as bad as their inbred parents.
A pizza from you? A boon for my State degree. Seriously dude.
Gravy, why did you define Haiku? When I know how to Google shit. (oh, Parker...) (my degree in English Writing is FINALLY paying off!!!)
Any rules, theme, or parameters for the haiku?
Okay, I'm playing WDT Catch-Up: Of course we should talk about politics. I'm willing to bet the majority of you are probably libertarians; like...
Ditto. Although, where are you getting your wings from? Most reputable places offer them in increments of 6, 12, 18, 24... 15 is kind of a sketch...
I need your "proper internet welcome" like I need a dick in my ear: Sure it's interesting, but it's nowhere near necessary. Or appropriate. You've...
Ladies and Gentlemen (attention whores and socially inept tool-bags) I AM BACK!!!! It's not that I haven't been drunk for the past few weekends -...
So my friend (who is married) sent me this link: http://myfriendsaremarried.tumblr.com/ With the tag "This totally reminds me of you!" It's...
Knew I could count on you guys to help me find the funny in my car wreck...
"The Graaaaaavy. The Gravy is our master. The Gravy chooses who will be drank and who shall stay." Relief is finding that fifth of schnapps...
I only took half of a muscle relaxer. I kind of built up a tolerance to them back in college, but not enough of one that I can take a whole one...
So, I've got prescription muscle relaxers & pain pills (thanks to the car wreck I posted about in the Rant/Rave thread), vodka, and now these...