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When I was in high school I had this friend who lived in a duplex with his mom. Their condo was two-storied, divided down the middle like a...
I'm flying up to Seattle for Halloween, but only one friend knows I'm coming. We have a bet as to whether anyone will recognize me.
Worse I've gotten from fucking is raw knees. I was living in a basement apartment carpeted by shit we stole from the bank. That blue carpet was...
I recall almost crying when I saw this.
Age of first kiss: way too young to remember. The girls liked me more than I liked them, a dynamic I’ve awesomely managed to reverse Age of first...
Went with my girlfriend up to her friend's house for early dinner and drinks. This woman's little boy from a previous marriage was in town...
Here, she looks like table lamp with windshield-wiper arms.
eek. can I hang my shirts on her?
ahhh, Sunday: in out of the triple-digit heat, watching the LLWS, nursing a Bloody Beer and Black Mamba.
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SGEDIT: PM/Rep stuff like this.
SGEDIT: Are you drinking today? Off topic, not funny and some punctuation would be nice too.
I've never heard it put that way. Awesome. Except to me the battle is more mental than physiological. Guess I don't see the positioning of...
This is true. It's almost like your value as a male with staying power is determined by the need to pleasure willing females... Otherwise you're...
No, because it's only a stopgap before cumming too fast.
I think about dead babies. No better buzzkill.
My dad's a general...contractor!!! (at the mention of "contractor" start touching her face.)
What's the difference between a blowjob and a cornedbeef sandwhich? --One you can't take home with you....
I'm a tad more than 6. I like to start with my mouth on a girl. I've found that if you work to get the girl off first, then you might as well be...