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King Bag a Douche is in South Beach this weekend... can I grocery your games? You know what else is triple D? Are you MONEY or can we just go...
I wonder how many times Tiger Woods pulled it...
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? Not with 3somes... Probably 8 hours, but I didn't shower...
I have BIG hands and a large penis. So a shun feels perfect to me.
FIESTA SALAD: 3 chicken breasts- GRILL THEM (dash red pepper flakes, black pepper, white pepper, cayenne pepper, caraway seed) 1 bunch green...
First off I love your knife. Best friend in the kitchen is your ability to kick your foods ass and make it respect you. I hate to be a dick to...
He wasn't grabbing his ass... he was staring at his ball movement.
Exciting or of Value? no. I found someone's dog when I was a kid. They had signs up and the mutt was in my backyard digging through my trash. I...
It's ok, I play tennis.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
It's 9am, Im in snowboarding land and drinking, that is all. Im out.
Before my eyes started begging me to stop reading, why did I picture a dude hi-fiving himself after he "scored" on paying $1,400 for a hooker to...
And here I thought you were drinking. Clearly you're just killing your will to live.
Typical AMERICAN family size? [img]
I'm about to head to the liquor store. I'm definitely picking up a bottle of what you've been drinking.
You're definitely swigging it out of the bottle now.
Which can tie us back to the butt speak. TiB is so circular. Cocaine users are at risk of life-threatening stomach problems, doctors have...
Holy fuck... If I knew who my real dad was, I'd totally fuck him. Are any of you my daddy? Did you make any love children in '86? 2:14 PM Dec...
And I thought the KC Jordan tweets were insightful. I give you, Ms. Bree Olsen This guy pissed in my mouth in the shower then I sucked his cock...
The first thing I got drunk off was tequilla. Other than that I had a few beers and didnt get drunk. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. [media]...