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Not to worry, you are all looking at the typing styles of by far the laziest bastard ever to make it through college in 3 1/2 years (with 12...
Focus: Aside from the usual pile of chairs, plates, glasses, and the occasional piece of drywall, I am happy to say I am not a destructive drunk,...
Alt. Focus: Okay... I'm not trying to lord my state college education over anyone's head... but we learned this like 4 years ago. What's REALLY...
Here's my theory on the apparently discrepancy from one zombie to the next: They apparently have some access to higher brain functions, like...
Rant: Slept for 19 straight fucking hours. What. the. Fuck? And of course I'm exhausted. Double Rant: There was a lot of shit I needed to get...
I dreamed I was at a craps table last night, practicing the good old double down system, except for some reason the casino kept running out of...
Focus: My more or less best friend for 2 years of college is the oddest duck I've ever seen when it comes to relationships. On the one hand,...
Rant: Second post here today... I think. Rant/Rave/Dont' even fucking know: Finally went down to the police station and gave the receptionist a...
You kid, but we're talking about the breakdown of human civilization here. If its acceptable to basically spend your entire day in the buff, in a...
Just in case someone here hasn't seen/played the new nazi zombies mode in Black Ops: [spoiler]
I went to Greece a few years ago as part of a huge group of friends from high school, and we used to love those guys. There was one place in...
4 touchdowns in a single game! Focus: This guy. If I woke up every morning to hear another story about another criminal who received a...
I get that your thing now is to be contrarian, but you obviously haven't read a single thing about this movie. It's directed by Kenneth Branaugh...
I don't shower in the gym, no way, no how. Home is 10 minutes away, I can wait. I don't mind changing, or the fact that other guys need to...
Rant: 3 day bender is officially over. And in that time, only met one chick, who is too freaked out that I'm younger than her. Plus, hangover....
Dude, you've got to be kidding me. I work for a car dealer (not in sales, but all the odd jobs, car deliveries, bank runs, VIN checks, etc.) and...
When you put it like that, it sounds pretty ridiculous. But remember, sometimes the key to making the audience believe in something absurd lies...
Three guys, a Brit, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker, are in the jungle on a hunting trip. One day, they're captured by a tribe of cannibals. The...
Rant: Single again. And still poor, so I foresee a long road of internet porn ahead. Which is not to say that there isn't 3000 miles of it...
Well, without getting into any kind of theological discussions, WE live in a world where people make use of advanced technology, yet a (steadily...