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As its just me and my boss in the same office, I don't really have to deal with anyone like that too much (but my boss is a wanker, but that's...
My ex was a real dirty bitch, she loved to fuck and the only thing she objected to was anal - which I was cool with. She would say things like...
My dog Monty will go ape shit as soon as he sees his lead - he knows he's going for a run. As when I pick up my keys, because i generally take him...
These are my ex girlfriends 2 Alaskan Malamutes... both are incredibly powerful, and smart dogs. Male (Top) is Phoenix, Female (Bottom) is...
Personally, I prefer busting a nut in my girlfriend except when I haven't had a tug in awhile and I know that there is some back pressure. If...
I only went to one ball and it was shithouse... the venue was awful, the people were cunts, but my date/girlfriend was a smoking hot asian that...
I left school early, 15, and immediately walked into a job. So being a rugby representitive, with a job and a nice car at 15 I managed to pull...
I went to Primary school with a cunt of person named Sam. Sam's parents were rich, snobby, and generally let Sam get up to anything he liked, and...
Public Transport Etiquette. Now I don't take the bus / train very often (mainly when I'm drinking and going to a game / concert or my car is...
My old man is an alcoholic, and my childhood was filled with broken promises, playing one child off against the other / mother, lies, and beatings...
I can't post video's from work, but i find that any dubstep tune really gets the body moving. Typically have to be into that genre of music to...
If I was going to kill myself it would be in an alcohol induced stupor, driving a fully loaded B-Train engulfed inflames directly into the...
RANT: My fucking boss is a wanker. Has started taking credit for my work, and is now refusing to reimburse me for my heavy transport licence...
After my ex and I broke up, I resigned from my job, and a week later flew to Brisbane, Australia, where I continued to spend the next 6 months of...
This is my dog Monty, hes a spoodle. (Fuck you, guys) Energetic little bastard but he keeps me fit. Also a mega chick magnet and is friendly as...
A bunch of friends and myself play quite a few games regually, mainly first person shooters (Call of Duty, Battlefield etc) and quite often host...
Wow, this story is lame compared to some of yours, but fuck it, whatever. It was easter weekend at my parents, and the bottle shops were closed,...
I was told as a kid that if you pulled faces the wind would change and your face would stay like that forever. Must've pulled an ugly face as a...
Reputation points, But seriously, brickbreaker highscore on my blackberry and 100% on expert on Guitar Hero. Stupid addiction to those games.
Figured i'd post up mine.