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Would have reconsidered my atheism had the Broncos won the Super Bowl with Tebow at the helm. Tebow - Phenomenal human being, OK Quarterback,...
COPS presented by the Ringling Brothers.
Remembering people's birthdays. This may be a narcissistic personality trait, but I DO remember on multiple occasions absentmindedly calling...
Prop bets anyone? Polamalu’s hair intercepts Rodgers Big Ben has “consensual” sex with SMU/TCU sorority girl postgame Brett Favre accidently...
Recently, my Director gave me a coaching session because apparently, my frequent use of "profanity" (ass, damn, etc.) on the phone, along with my...
Feliz Navidad Cabron.
BJ.
Fuck eharmony.
As of last week, I worked in high-tech corporate IT sales. I quit the job because it was a drain on my soul and the company started fucking with...
As a man, it is your duty to completely humiliate the urinal. First, spit it in, then, piss all over it. Always go green by not flushing, but if...
At night, my co-workers and I sometimes steal the range balls off the public golf course next to our office. The next day, we usually end up...
Not sure if this game was considered mainstream back in the day, but spent countless great hours with this one. Auto-Field ALWAYS off: [img]
I'm fluent in Spanish when drunk. Fluent in Texican when sober.
Flying back home to Austin for the weekend and driving out to College Station with some buddies for the A&M football game. Not really an Aggie...
Rave: Went in for a massage before the long weekend and ended up having dinner with the masseuse the next night. Hung out with her again today...
Age of first kiss: 13 Age of first orgasm: 13 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 17 Age when virginity lost: 17...
Rod Blagojevich will be #300.
Re: WTF is a HOPA? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...
So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? Do you wanna fuck (reaction)...ing drink? My dick died...
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