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  1. Justyn Cyder
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    The Circle of Trust

    I'm that guy. The guy that EVERYONE comes to with everything. I could probably draw detailed, size accurate descriptions of all of my female...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Sep 28, 2010 in forum: General Discussion
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    30 million in 30 days

    I would hire several of my favorite porn stars to do the most awful shit in public, on film. And then post bail when they inevitably got caught....
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Jul 19, 2010 in forum: General Discussion
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    Cars that run on water man.......WATER!

    Sheriff Jack Carter, from Eureka: [img] Solving crazy mysteries and hijinks in a Top-secret Government town? Insane amounts of awesome...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Mar 10, 2010 in forum: General Discussion
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    Ask a Pervert

    Thought of more..... Did you just kind of stumble into this life, or did you seek it out? Was there someone older and more experienced who kind of...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Jan 25, 2010 in forum: General Discussion
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    Ask a Pervert

    What are your limits with perversion? Your wife's? If you ever have kids, will you ever let them know about this part of your life? Does anyone in...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Jan 25, 2010 in forum: General Discussion
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    Ask an Escort.

    What's the oddest request a client has ever asked of you? On a similar note, does your job change the way you handle intimate relationships...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Jan 14, 2010 in forum: All-Star Threads
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    What I've Learned

    Don't sweat the small stuff, but keep half an eye on it; it may become big stuff and bite you in the ass. People are stupid. Especially drunk...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 30, 2009 in forum: General Discussion
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    Sunglasses or Happiness, you can't have both.

    Personally, I can't just go out and buy a pair of sunglasses. Because i don't wear contacts, and my vision sucks, I need to get prescription...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 27, 2009 in forum: General Discussion
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    Caption Contest #6

    So THAT'S what was growing under my FUPA! or "Adventures in human fold fungus, coming to a theatre near you!"
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 10, 2009 in forum: Caption Contests
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    Always get a stripper.

    And if she's a Twi-hard (god I fucking hope not), she can REALLY get fucked by Twilight. Introducing the Sparkly Vampire Dildo:[img]
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 8, 2009 in forum: General Discussion
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    Always get a stripper.

    On a more serious note, the Taun-taun sleeping bag: [img]
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 8, 2009 in forum: General Discussion
  12. Justyn Cyder
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    Always get a stripper.

    I give you, the Baby Jesus Butt-plug. Thought I'd get it out of the way early. [img]
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 8, 2009 in forum: General Discussion
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    When I grow up, I want to be a dinosaur!

    As a kid I always wanted to be an astronaut. Still kind of do. Then I wanted to make video games, and almost got a scholorship from Cisco for...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 7, 2009 in forum: General Discussion
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    Things you never want to hear her say

    Can't we just lay here and cuddle? I wish you would talk about your feelings If you don't come over and fuck me right now you'll never get to...
    Post by: Justyn Cyder, Dec 2, 2009 in forum: General Discussion
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