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Thank you, I'm glad I finally found out who Hayden Winters is - I've only known her as Super Tits for the last month. Not sure if she's already...
Turn-ons: Intelligence. I hate dumb girls, even if they are the easiest to trick and manipulate. I just recently gave online dating a crack and...
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? About 8 hours. Two different fuck buddies. Have you ever...
How timely. I recently just got a housemate for my 2 bedroom apartment, whom is a random girl off the Internet. It's been working out great, she's...
My Dad has been a cop for over 30 years now, and as a result of years of exposure to the worst of people, he is slightly paranoid and a hint...
I'm working on a reset right now. I operate Internet business in addition to my day job which are slowly building up traction, so hopefully in the...
Oops, my bad. Although... If anyone wants to pay for my plane ticket too...
I don't miss The Bunny either. Tortured artists who bitch about their various mental disorders are not fun. It's like hanging out in a high school...
I think I'm more excited for Hotwheelz than I was the first time I got a root. If I may offer some advice, prior to the big moment, beat off. A...
All of my work is computer-based, so I'm stuck on computers for 50 hours or more a week. At home, I also nerd it up and have 3 computers that I...
My parents used white lies to get us to behave growing up. The funniest one I can remember was at bath time, when we wouldn't get out (and yes I...
Well fuck, there goes my repertoire. Seriously though, I reckon you'll pick up in college. Woody Allen said "half of all success is turning up"...
Most email programs I've used give you the option to decline sending the read receipt. I never send them, because I don't want some jerk off...
I live about an hour and a half outside of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. While I'm trying to pay off various debts that I got myself into as a...
Hotwheelz is too awesome to have not yet felt the sensation of a slippery wizard's sleeve. It's apparent that there are some girls who will fuck...
I'd say my level of overall reading has increased since when I was younger, but the amount of physical books that I read has decreased...
I've fucked 12 girls at the age of 22. The majority were decently attractive, but then there were that few who I wouldn't have touched with a 10...
My parents didn't really believe in spanking, but thoroughly enjoyed the threat of it. I remember Dad chasing my terrified ass around, holding a...
“Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is working like a charm!” I love this shit. I love listening to the kooks that believe that aliens are...
I work in a chocolate factory. The mixing rooms are like concentrated cocoa and rainbows. I love it when I have to fix the computers in that...