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My sole surviving grandfather managed to make his way through a concentration camp (Jasenovac) dressed as a little girl. Otherwise, he would have...
Once I spent a week on the other side of the country calling in sick.
Sexy construction worker is hard to beat [spoiler]
My family is pretty normal. And by normal I mean that all the men are misogynistic drunkards who think nothing of demolishing a six-pack before...
I have an unnatural obsession with being on time, which is related to how I feel when others are late. I've improved somewhat (liquor helps) but...
Speak to the machinist and arrange for a sit-down meeting where the machinist says he did not actually put rabbit feces in with the trail mix but...
I will do a serious one: Me: a 6'1" fat ethnic smart arse who is unambitious and thinks being drunk by 10am is outstanding. i find people who...
"Mentally unstable man seeks emotional punching bag with a view to making things physical." Me: large number of undiagnosed mental illnesses. I...
Ugh. I feel like I've gone into google cache and found a discussion from The Underground Forum that took place in '99. The UFC has seen dominant...
I would take the money. I've been broke and I've been in love. The suckiness of being broke hurts more than the awesome of being in love can...
Rant/Rave: So I kept my job, which is good and bad. My work tends to follow the whole "throw a pile of money at people who are going to leave so...
I read in Vice that this is what a penis looks like..
Rant: might lose my job for being unprofessional. And by unprofessional I mean going to the pub during work hours daily. Rave: Hopefully they...
[img] Back when I used to have longer hair I was often compared to the guy on the right. Rugby league player Nathan Hindmarsh. [img] Or this...
I've never picked up a girl in my life. I've gone home with quite a few, however the way I see it is that they made their mind up within 1.34...
My folks received a "you have won €2.500.000 in the Italian lottery" letter and were legitimately excited to the point of calling the number on...
Focus: I was born in 1983 so every protest I have been to was a waste. Even the protest I went to in Canberra with my father, at the age of 8 or...
Back when I used to do BJJ, I was at a tournament where I saw a guy who was in someone's guard, got caught in an armbar, tried to stand up to get...
I moved in with a guy from work. Guy from work is a degenerate alcoholic who forgets where the bathroom is during his drunken hazes. I moved out.