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Focus:Any bat-and-ball sport. I have to choke up on the bat like an 8 year old to get a decent swing. If I am stuck in the outfield I will miss...
UFC 129 [spoiler]
My avatar sums up my tastes in women pretty well. My type is definitely girl-next-door cute. The following two women epitomize my ideal face:...
I've gotten Hugh Grant a couple times: [img] But really, I look almost exactly like Andy Bernard/Ed Helms, just skinnier. I have dressed up as...
Rant: Girlfriend set the alarm 40 minutes ahead of when she actually intended to get up in order to hit the snooze 5 times. And she wonders why...
I went through a couple different distinct career phases. From age 5 to 7 I wanted to be a vet. By the age of 8 I was painfully aware of my...
I second this. Figure out what the "in", social apartment complexes are and use it as your grown up dormitory. If you don't know which ones are...
Rave: Finally making some progress on my project at work after over a month of being stalled due to waiting on support from other groups. Rant:...
Definitely winter which is probably due to growing up in a winter-sports centric area. And Gretchen helps. I would like it even more if NBC would...
My freshman year roommate and I played the same game whenever our cafeteria served something particularly greasy. I always won thanks to lactose...
Rant: Full on stood-up last night. First time it's ever happened. Text messages ignored, phone calls ignored, this on plans confirmed the day...
Rave: Made the mountains my valentine and was rewarded with a solid 10 inches of powder in the upper bowls at Keystone. Rant: Happy V-day text...
No looks like you're right. 5'6 100 lbs is a lot skinnier then I thought. She must've been more like 115-120. It's not like you could count her...
I dated a girl who was 5'6 and probably a hair over 100lbs. She definitely whined about her lack of T&A though it was infrequent and she sure...
Splurge: Booze at home. Just seems pointless to keep the cheap stuff around the house when they're usually nursed on the couch and I want to enjoy...
I didn't start drinking coffee regularly until about 6 months ago, a year into my first job as a software engineer. It was a slow transition from...
For 3 of the past 4 NYE's I've thrown a party at my apartment and plan on keeping up the tradition. Probably 10-15 of my best friends depending on...
I was pretty consistent with career aspirations as a kid so the memories are clear. Age 4-5: Gymnast. Weird aspiration for a 4 year old boy but...
"You're such a nice guy!" Translation: the only way I will ever fuck you is when you're old enough (further translation: make enough money) to...
What's worse is when a girl likes you BECAUSE of your passion, yet expects you to sacrifice it for her once you're in a relationship. Yes ladies,...