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Not even going to correct it because that's hilarious.
I consider myself somewhat of an expert on eating ass, and yes, hit girls' buttholes do taste better.
I am a little too much into giving it. So much as I think it makes my girlfriend a little uncomfortable. She thinks it is gross but when we drink...
I consider myself at least average length and girth when I'm erect, but I just wished that my dick didn't shrivel up to 2" or less (depending on...
Yes, doesn't seem to help for me. Cue the small dick jokes. (I'm average size and circumference) No, but I've heard plenty of chicks say...
I've got a turtle neck and it is a love-hate relationship. I felt weird and kind of like a freak growing up because I was always the only boy in...
Sorry, neither can I. This conversation has taken a turn for the worse. Honestly I think I saw a girl on Hell's Kitchen that had tattooed...
In that case, why not just have them lasered off and tattooed in?
Exactly, and she just trusted some other chick with that responsibility and she ruined her month in the matter of minutes.
I'm a guy, and every hair I don't like gets the razor. Seriously, explain to me why? Don't you shave your vagina with a "motherfuckin razor"?
Sorry but I just can't understand why anyone would pay someone else to wax their eyebrows. It takes 10 seconds to trim them up with the same...
Back to Kanye... can anyone tell me wtf happened to him since MBDTF? Every verse he's dropped since that album has been total garbage in my...
A worm like that is fucking brutal. I hope they have good backups.
I'm not a SQL guy but I really want this shirt because it amuses the shit outta me. [img]
[media] Shocked this hasn't been posted yet. Can't get enough of this guy.
But I thought all of you people look alike.
Yeah, the meatloaf farts one was my favorite.
God, Peaches really knows how to show a girl a good time. <a class="postlink" href="http://fapdu.com/most-sensual-lesbian-anal"...
RANT x5000: I am almost devastated by some news I heard today. The city I live in decided to "crack down" on two of my favorite bars in the...
^ they're doing it wrong. Everyone knows you're supposed to stick your tongue right in the middle of the chocolate center first.