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My Gators play South Carolina for the east division tonight. It's absolutely insane to think that Florida has three losses and is competing with,...
My dad and I are both former Marines, and yesterday was the Marine Corps' 235th birthday. I was sure to bring home some beer yesterday so he and...
The job that I recently quit was heavily sales based. I hate everything about sales, and am not a good fit for it in the slightest. I realize...
I am the middle of four. My biological parents had me and my three year older sister, divorced, and my mom married my step-dad a couple years...
I went through a klepto phase during my first couple years of college. It only happened when I was beyond retarded shitfaced, which was quite a...
My father has OCD, and I don't mean he likes certain things a certain way. I'm talking As Good as it Gets OCD. I haven't seen him in years, but...
Cold feet? Fuck that. What do you have to lose? The worst thing that could happen is you could find out that you don't want to live in Los...
I wrestled in high school. During my sophomore year, we were at one of the annual tournaments my team attended. To that point, I was a very...
It was Johnny's birthday and the entire family gathered to give him a party. Johnny's parents and some other adults were standing in the kitchen...
I've been to Thailand and seen the endless parade of whores. I've been to Okinawa and seen a woman make exact change after stuffing a role of...
My late grandfather had a skeleton come out of the closet during the last few years of his life, and not by his own choosing. He was the...
Some of you fellow military guys probably have stories far more dramatic, but this is mine. It was early spring in Bagram, Afghanistan. The...
I was in Qatar on a rest and relaxation trip three months into my deployment to Afghanistan. I had not had sex, seen a titty (porn is not allowed...
I'm a Gator alumnus. What happened was Nick Saban installed a few new packages in the first half, switched back to the bread and butter in the...
Take it from me: dipping a hard-boiled egg in a jar of mayonnaise is not the same as egg salad.
I had a friend in high school whose family owned about 10,000 acres of land in my county. Hanging out with this guy usually involved some sort of...
Anti-focus: A few weeks ago I hit the eject button on my friend's CD player and out popped the Grease soundtrack. His explanation? "MY LITTLE...
Lately he's been answering questions that he would normally say yes to with "does a wild bear shit in the woods" or "is a turtle's ass...
My best friend, who has been dating a girl for a little over a year, called me a few weeks ago after taking her to Niagra Falls for her birthday...