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My high school girlfriend who I swiped my V-card with was a total corpse fuck. No noise, no movement, she just laid there and took it. I...
I've been working this summer as a bartender for a catering company that does a lot of weddings. So I'm pretty much going to a wedding every...
The difficult thing is the "no assets at the end" part. Here's some ideas, though: -Buy a private jet, and trick it out. Hire strippers and...
Rave: Just witnessed a guy getting arrested for: Broken Law #1: Riding a non-street-legal minibike... Broken Law #2: ...the wrong way down a...
As do I. I have a little more details on it though... -It's a trojan that I got downloading a fake keygen for a program. -I keep getting Windows...
Can we count Kimmel/Carolla as hosts of the Man Show? Because if so, this might be one of the easiest decisions ever. Sit around talking about...
I'll introduce the main characters in order of appearance. But it's like a soap opera, in which you can never tell which one is gonna make a...
Hockey. I played baseball and basketball growing up, but was a fan of just about every sport. When I was 9 years old, my mom was working on a...
Women don't love self-absorbed psychopaths. Insecure, self-loathing cum dumpsters love self-absorbed psychopaths. And you know what? Insecure,...
I'll buy a drink for a girl, as long as she buys the first round. Sound crazy? Just let me explain myself. More times than not in this...
As both an American and a Penguins fan, I wouldn't boo him. He didn't taunt any Americans in the crowd, or watching from home. He didn't make a...
Asked this on the Trees subreddit this afternoon, figure there might be some Idiot Boarders able to offer up some prime advice too. Here's the...
The majority of learning on this subject has been done the hard way. But I've gotten quite a few lessons out of college. In turn, I present...
I like beef, but I love pork. All the great beef-related foods could be replaced. No more steak? I'll survive; pork tenderloin would take it's...
Flash back to my senior year of high school. Life is good. I finally lost enough weight to transform from "fatass" to "former fatass who can...
Rant: Three quarters of Rodgers and two quarters of Reggie Wayne. Rant: Beaten by 47 combined points from Roddy Fucking White and Brent Fucking...
GODDAMNIT, PUT RODGERS BACK IN! I HAVE A FANTASY CHAMPIONSHIP TO WIN YOU COCKSUCKING PRICK MCCARTHY!
Simple question for my championship matchup: Jermichael Finley or Heath Miller?
Not a wireless network, per se, but still fits the focus. The dorms on my campus are all on the same network, and allow file-sharing within the...
Still in disbelief over last night. Came so close to beating the mighty Lakers. Someone should've tossed a 19-year-old white girl on the court...