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RANT: While talking to a fellow board member it came to my attention I haven't visited TiB in over a year... where did the time go??? RAVE: Lots...
"That'll go over like a fart in church." When having to deal with a disagreeable person, anything you say or do will go over like a fart in...
This is the stuff of nightmares... <a class="postlink"...
"But even the highest estimate would not make the spill the biggest ever in the Gulf. In 1979, a drilling rig in Mexican waters — the Ixtoc I —...
Georgia has just recently, re-affirmed our right as a state to secede from the Union. Welcome to 1860... <a class="postlink"...
I've gotten it on in a Honda Civic, a Chevy Blazer (the boxy one from the early 90's) and a Mazda 3... My best experiences involving cars and sex...
RAVE: Kid number 2 is in the pipe... Here's to hoping it's first healthy, and second, a boy. That way I can stop all this baby making...
This was an article posted on Cracked a while back. Makes Star Wars a whole lot more feasible......
Ditto a fresh cut lawn... and the smell right before a storm A freshly opened pack of baseball cards Anything cooking on a grill Christmas trees...
Last year, I was driving to one of our locations in Gulf Shores Alabama, and got pulled over for speeding. Now, I am usually a "77 and cruise"...
IT'S THE GRAND! PRIZE! GAME! Bozo the Clown came on WGN every morning. I always knew if I could play the grand prize game, I would ace that...
RAVE: Went to the doc today, got my boys checked out and everything is in working order. RANT: have to abstain from ejaculating for 3 days...
Does "masturbating will make you go blind" and "masturbating will give you hairy palms" fall into folk wisdom?
From one redneck to the next, "you all" is contracted "y'all" not, "ya'll." Hell my spellcheck even knows "ya'll" is wrong. Maybe if you weren't...
RANT: ROCK CHALK, CHOKE AGAIN NORTHERN IOWA! Should've put my money in a fire somewhere. Damn, this tournament has been balls for my wallet....
RANT: Fuck... I have to go jack off in a cup next week. Dammit... RAVE: Toytoy is back.
Tagalongs = Peanut Butter Patties...
Both of my attempts at long distance relationships ended terribly. They say "absence makes the heart grow fonder" when they really mean "out of...
RAVE: My sister and two of my cousins are pregnant, and one of the cousins is having triplets. By Christmas, there will be 5 new rugrats in my...
Maybe the mods could post a poll or something... -This girl's fresh off the boat. -This girl's fuckin' retarded. -I'm just here to fuck retards....