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Here in Eugene, Oregon there really is nothing called .08. They say on all the billboards that buzzed driving is drunk driving. I looked up what...
I love how they give Jimmy all the crap jobs. Overnight pond watch, getting in the iceberg fed river to move rocks for the pump. I hate that...
Are there any Dominos secret handshake or phrase to get a hidden special deal on a pizza? I know the pizza is already cheap, but around here...
I have the htc Evo. It is an awesome phone. I was a little worried about the battery drain that everyone was always talking about, but I never...
I was banned from a local Mall for a month because I was going over 10 mph in the parking lot. He followed me until I parked, he told me that I...
Here in Oregon, they just passed a 10% tax on tanning (Salons). I find tanning beds sort of creepy. Feels weird laying mostly naked where...
Lately I am sick of being connected all the time. I wish I could lose my phone for awhile. I could go awhile without internet, but if it's...
Also along the lines of not funny. After finishing a night of dollar drinks I went to a coffee stand to sober up. Some guy comes and asked me...
I followed the bandwagon around here and got our college sticker on my window. Just a sticker that says "OREGON". I refuse to put stickers on...
Lost appendages, I understand fully that most people can't help that they lost an arm or another body part, but when the nub is fully visible it...
My friend was browsing netflix just the other day and found a weird movie. Tales from the Crapper http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338479/ Keywords...
My dad and grandpa always say when it is hot outside, "it's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol".
"How do I give away these crabs? It’s easier than you think! You can give them to yourself to transmit, or even hand them off physically to the...
"At the very worst it’s malicious mischief, but even that’s a hard sell in court. Think of spray painting your name as vandalism, right? Think of...
West coast. I call it pop and I think the majority of Oregon does as well, but more and more Californians are moving up here and trying to change...
We had a paddle at home. It was a novelty thing my mom picked up at a craft store, but they actually used it. I always saw my brothers get it...
I am a guy Tire stores, home depot (any other home improvement store), Cigar shops, cigarette when first lit hate the smell after, new cars,...
I have a list: Scooby doo, Doug, Ahhhhh real monsters, rugrats, Rockos modern life (already mentioned), Beavis and Butthead.. probably lots more...
I fucking hate Dana Walsh. I was getting excited about the meeting with the parole officer and then the end of the episode smashed my hopes of...
I lose a lot of stuff. Whenever I am building something/putting something together I always always always lose my hammer, screw drivers and tape...