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Blue Dog, don't you sell insurance? One of my guys who lives 4 miles from one one of the flooding rovers in Tangipahoa Parish had the water stop...
Save your cash and invest wisely. There will likely be trips to the orthodontist in your future and they are ugly.
The oldest one has a friend spending the night. They have to travel some distance to hatch eggs or something in Pokemon Go and, instead of...
Today is our 18th anniversary, so anyone that isn't her is a non starter. That's one of the ways you stay married for 18 years. Unless you have an...
You still talking about fruit?
This is something I believed as well. Up until lately I was under the impression that the only thing stopping guys from doing whatever popped into...
Know how I know you're a Southerner?
"Am I an attention whore?"
No.
Old man haircut thoughts: This chick is really cute. Want me to trim your eyebrows? (Christ) Please. Commence the shaving of the back of my neck...
Fucking Maryland. I spent a few weeks in Baltimore last month at our corporate office up there and that's all they can talk about. Crabs. We have...
I don't know if it had a sign or not, but it was a gun free zone. Florida has a law prohibiting firearms in any place that sells alcohol. A fair...
You don't have a nearly 14 year old boy. We could put out Canadian wildfires with the number of showers that kid takes.
Can you get me an invitation? I badly want to attend this wedding.
Maybe she was drunk. I misspelled my own name to a cop once.
One of our warehouses backs up onto a canal and we found this guy enjoying the sun yesterday. [ATTACH]
It matters. It's huge. With Scalia's death the Court is split pretty much evenly between conservative and liberal. The next president, whoever he...
It sounds like a sex act to me. I don't know what it is, but I want to see the Ted Cruz lookalike do it. CJ, define skinth.
Uh, are you teaching him to drive your car so he can use your breathalyzer?
Because you all think that changing the trappings of the tradition changes the tradition itself. Wrap it up however you want and if it makes you...