Misanthropic

May blessings and peace be upon you all, and your days filled with puppies, kittens, and singing children.

201-867-5309. Have fun.

Trailer for sale or rent, hobos to fuck, fifty cents . . .King of the Road

Onions? Why does my crotch smell like onions? Did I sit on an onion?

hasn't seen his dick in so long he hardly even misses it.

is sweating through his boxers now that the temperature inside his office bulding has topped 90 F

is frantically trying to book a flight to Coitus

has a crush fetish and is wondering how he can get shegirl's number.

is wacked out on Sudafed and lack of sleep

Not any more. Google worked.

Bourbon or bed? Bourbon.

has had more than one beer

It's statum. #browsing